Coyote Funeral

Casey Cannon:
Girl, you're as fetchin' as a pure bred huntin' dog.

Casey Cannon:
Hang your hat on it.

Casey Cannon:
I bet nobody's walked Texas since Po Campo.

Dustin Cannon:
That was a book, Casey, he didn't actually do it.

Casey Cannon:
Sure he did, he wouldn't ride in the wagon.

Casey Cannon:
There's nothing worse than droppin' a load in one of those U Totem crappers.

Dustin Cannon:
He's always loved the rodeo. He says the bulls are tougher than mesquite and clowns are funnier than a one legged chicken.

Nancy Kate:
You like quotin' Casey.

Dustin Cannon:
He talks so much his words have a way of gettin' stuck in your noggin'.

Dustin Cannon:
You're madder than a buck in rut.

Scooter:
Come over here Georgia, I wanna get some face time with you anyway. Where you from, Connecticut? You've got pretty smile. You starin' at my arms? I know.

Nancy Kate's Stepdad:
You always did have too much b*tch on your breath.

Casey Cannon:
She loved him dammit!

Scooter:
Tell him to rub a little Bengay on that body pumper.

Scooter:
The more ass the Christmas merrier.

Casey Cannon:
How long you think it'd take to walk Texas?

Dustin Cannon:
The average person walks 4 miles per hour. 24 hours a day. 857 miles ...

Casey Cannon:
What's that about 8 days?

Dustin Cannon:
You're not gonna eat, sleep, or rest during an 857 mile walk.

Casey Cannon:
It's hypothetical, Dusty.