Crazy as Hell

Ty Adams:
I believe an man's environment should be the perfect extension of himself.

Delazo:
So do I.

Man:
I want a soul.

Ty Adams:
A soul?

Man:
I like yours. Your passion, your devotion, your self-righteousness and God-complex, it turns me on like you wouldn't believe.

Ty Adams:
Do you believe in the Devil?

Nurse Danza:
Of course I do, I work for him.

Ty Adams:
All right, well, if you could ask the Devil one question, what would it be?

Nurse Danza:
It would be, why do the doctors around here insist on driving me crazier than the patients do?

Ty Adams:
Nevermind.

Nurse Danza:
Okay.

Ty Adams:
Sorry.

Nurse Danza:
Fine. I'd ask him why he spends all his time punishing sinners, that he's supposed to adore, to make a point to a God, that he's supposed to despise.

Man:
What if it's the therapist who needs therapy?

Delazo:
I know you'd rather kill yourself than to admit you were wrong, so let's just say... you owe me.

Mrs. Ada Barnett:
My husband used to say that God works in mysterious ways, while the devil plays in stranger ways.