Cashier:
Can I help you?
Robber #1 with gun:
Sure! [Pulls out a gun] Your money!
Little Boy:
Hey, I just wanna pay for this! [Puts a coke on the desk]
Robber #1 with gun:
It's on the house, kid! [Pushes the kid over, so he slides and lands in front of Nick DiMarco]
Little Boy:
Ow.
Nick DiMarco:
Hey buddy, you okay? [the kid nods] You sure?
Robber #1 with gun:
[to the cashier] Money!
Nick DiMarco:
[to the robbers] So... do I get mine on the house too?
Robber #1 with gun:
No way a**hole! You gotta pay!
Nick DiMarco:
Now that's not fair. You gave the kid his for free... or maybe you're just too much of a chicken-sh*t to pick on someone your own size?
Robber #2 with knife:
He's right, you shouldn't play favors. Okay tough guy, come and get something for free!
Robber #1 with gun:
Come on, tough guy!
[Nick swiftly pacifies the robber with the gun]
Robber #2 with knife:
SUCK MAH DICK!
[Nick points his gun towards the robbers crotch, after he pulls a knife and comes toward him]
Nick DiMarco:
Suck this, jerk-off!
[Mike enters the store, and sees what's been going on]
Mike:
Hey come on Nick, we gotta go... what's this?
Nick DiMarco:
Just a couple of punks, givin' me a warm-up.
Robber #2 with knife:
I'll sue you for police-brutality, pig.
Nick DiMarco:
Yeah yeah, shut up.
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