Dal-kom, sal-beol-han yeon-in

Hwang Dae-woo:
Although I'm over 30 years old, I was never romantically involved. I've never been to the cinema with a girl. Nor have I ever kissed. Still, I've been able to get by until now. I thought it better to stay single than to be with someone I don't fancy. Seeing my friends dating seemed so immature to me. But! For a couple of months now, I feel strange. It's only a little back pain and I don't why, but... I feel it'd get better if somebody could just softly rub it a bit. Now I really want to date but I have absolutely no clue as to how. Even if I like someone, I haven't got a clue what to say. I don't know... I can't even speak because I'll get embarrassed. Please help me, doctor.

Security Guard:
[Seeing him lying on the grass at dark] Hey! What are you doing there? Go on home to sleep.

Hwang Dae-woo:
How can you sleep when the full moon is so bright?

Security Guard:
Are you the werewolf? Why can't you sleep on a full moon?

Hwang Dae-woo:
Sir, am I cute?

Security Guard:
What? Looks normal to me.

Hwang Dae-woo:
Sir, have you ever kissed? I kissed today!

Security Guard:
You did? Then you'll do it until the end of time.

Hwang Dae-woo:
When some people visit the place of their first kiss, they say they think of their past love. Whenever that person's song is heard, there are people who reminisce. As for me... Every time I see news about the discovery of a secretly buried corpse in the mountains, I think of her.

Hwang Dae-woo:
[They meet at singapore airport after 2Yrs of break up] Wow! Really! How long has it been?

Lee Mi-Na:
About 2 years? What brings you here?

Hwang Dae-woo:
I'm going to London on a business trip. But the transferring time got long, so I came out on a tour.

Lee Mi-Na:
Same with me. I'm on my way to Sydney.

Hwang Dae-woo:
By the way I heard they found a corpse in Kangwon Province from the news a few days ago... It suddenly reminded me of you, Mina.

Lee Mi-Na:
Oh! Really?

Hwang Dae-woo:
By any chance, did you bury one at Chiak Mountain?

Lee Mi-Na:
No, no. It wasn't Chiak but... It's, honestly, hard to tell you... Please understand.

Hwang Dae-woo:
Yes, of course.

Lee Mi-Na:
Don't tell me. You shouldn't be just telling it, of course!

Hwang Dae-woo:
How's Italy?

Lee Mi-Na:
It's true about how you become patriots when you're overseas. I think about Korea a lot.

Hwang Dae-woo:
Why don't you visit once?

Lee Mi-Na:
You know why. How can I go back there? I have to live outside for the rest of my life. Do you have to go now?

Hwang Dae-woo:
Yes, it's almost time for departure.

Lee Mi-Na:
Well, then...

Hwang Dae-woo:
Mina!

Lee Mi-Na:
Yes?

Hwang Dae-woo:
Come on in when the period for prosecution expires!

Lee Mi-Na:
What?

Hwang Dae-woo:
I'll see you then.

Lee Mi-Na:
All right. Then, will we see each other again?

Hwang Dae-woo:
At that time, there would be someone beside me. Someone to grow old with...

Lee Mi-Na:
Then I'll just kill her.

Hwang Dae-woo:
What?

Hwang Dae-woo:
What's your blood type? And your star sign? Women these days always ask that. Isn't that just pathetic? How can all the women in the country believe in the nonsense that personality's related to blood type? Even when drinking wine, they drink according to their blood type. On public transits, when you hear girls talking with that nasal voice. Doesn't it really get to you? I mean, they are not kids so I don't understand why adults talk like that.The internet ruined everything! Why, you ask? 'Cause they don't read. They don't buy a newspaper but read celebrity scandals on the web.Same old pictures. And what else? Talking nonsense as usual about love, about life. They just sloppily leave a one-liner copied from some lame quotations. 'Hahaha' 'Totally touching' 'Ditto' 'Yeah, right.' Now, do I have to become immature and do all that? I'd rather stay single. Don't you think so, doctor? Am I the weird one?

Hwang Dae-woo:
I need to explain. I asked you before what meaning the 20th century had for you. Then I expected you to ask me this, while tilting your head to one side 'Well, what does it mean to you?' Then, I planned to answer like this 'Since I didn't meet you then I'd just trash it down the shithole!'. How funny and romantic is that? Isn't that funny? And when I ran into you at the bathroom, it was all planned. What I planned to say at that moment was 'Oh! I was temporarily blinded because you're so radiant' It's the best! You can't get any funnier! But you frowned right then, so... I didn't want to burden you, so... I purposely put it in your bag without you knowing about it.

Lee Mi-Na:
I'm not the kind who expects such expensive gifts. One flower is enough. [and she kisses him on the lips]

Hwang Dae-woo:
I've never met another woman at all. On my business trips, I always take a few books with me. After work, I felt most comfortable reading them at the hotel. But this time, I couldn't concentrate. You know why? Because I have a girlfriend! I want to call her and say I miss her, I want to kiss her!And I want to say to come to this place with me the next time. But I can't. Mina, are you listening to me? Mina! We only had a little fight. So now it's time to make peace. Am I wrong about that? I am right. Don't you think so?

Lee Mi-Na:
Make peace? You should apologize

Hwang Dae-woo:
Yes, it was all my fault. It's because my blood type is A.

Lee Mi-Na:
I bought the painting because I really liked it. And I'm really going to Italy to study design.

Hwang Dae-woo:
Yes! I believe you!

Lee Mi-Na:
Buon Giorno! Come Stai? Bene, Grazie. [Hello! How are you? Fine, Thank you] And my language teacher said what a great student I am.

Hwang Dae-woo:
And what great pronunciation! I mean, when did Ms. Monica Belluci come all the way to Korea?

Lee Mi-Na:
I'm so tired right now. My body and my soul. I'm exhausted.

Hwang Dae-woo:
Isn't that a time when you need a boyfriend to lean on? Isn't it?