Dallas Buyers Club

Ron Woodroof:
Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill f***in' Ron Woodroof in 30 days.

Ron Woodroof:
That sh*t is purer than a preacher daughter's p*ssy, right there.

Ron Woodroof:
I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.

Ron Woodroof:
Watch what you eat and who you eat.

Ron Woodroof:
Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.

Ron Woodroof:
Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live.

Ron Woodroof:
Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Rayon:
You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic a**hole.

Rayon:
[to Ron] I've been looking for you, lone star.

Ron Woodruff:
Did ya'll hear that Rock Hudson was a cocksucker? Damn shame, all that fine Hollywood p*ssy going to waste on a guy who smokes his friends.

Rog:
Who the hell's Rock Hudson?

Clint:
He's an actor, dumbass. Haven't you seen North by Northwest?

Ron Woodroof:
I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now!

Dr. Eve Saks:
Well, how can I help you?

Ron Woodroof:
You f***ing deaf, lady? Hmm?

Dr. Eve Saks:
No, I'm a f***ing doctor.

Rayon:
I'm Rayon.

Ron Woodroof:
Congratulations... f*** off and go back to your bed.

Rayon:
This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.

Ron Woodroof:
Well then, tell him to go back to the F***IN' SUNSHINE STATE!

Dr. Sevard:
You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV...

Tucker:
[surprised] Woodruff?

Ron Woodroof:
AIDS... I got AIDS. Won't you come in, join the party.

Ron Woodroof:
Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?

Dr. Eve Saks:
Do I look like someone who takes vacations?

Ron Woodroof:
A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.

[Rayon visits her estranged father to ask for money]

Rayon's Father:
Well, I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me.

Rayon:
[sarcastically] Dad, are you ashamed of me? Because I didn't catch that!

Rayon's Father:
You made that choice.

Rayon:
It wasn't a choice. [pause] So, how's Mom?

Rayon's Father:
God help me...

Rayon:
He is helping you, I have AIDS!

Richard Barkley:
Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us...

Ron Woodroof:
Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the f***in' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you.