Dance 'Til Dawn

Wallace:
Hey, I've got studs on my shirt. You know what that makes me, don't you?

Kevin McCrea:
Yeah... a jerk.

Wally:
I feel sorry for you, my man. I mean, I don't know what I'd do if I had a woman who wouldn't give me any.

Kevin:
Wouldn't give you any what, Wallace? Gum?

Margaret:
What about Top Gun?

Angela:
Oh yeah, my parents wouldn't let me see that one. What's it about?

Margaret:
Tom Cruise!

Dr. Lefcourt:
You are Jack Lefcourt's boy, and the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree!

Dan:
That's right, Dad. I'm an acorn.

"Red Hot" Ruth Strull:
Hey, I remember you! Look, Ed, it's the weenie!

Ed "Wild Man" Strull:
Hey, Weenie, how's it going?

Dr. Lefcourt:
I'm a doctor now. It's *Dr.* Weenie - I mean, Dr. Lefcourt.

Shelly what are you doing with that dweeb? Going steady. (cups drop)