Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
I've got the explosives!

Richard Dangerous:
Well, take them off!

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Whatcha mean, what about the human bomb impression?

Richard Dangerous:
It's been cancelled!

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Well why didn't you tell me before?

Richard Dangerous:
Because I'm a TOTAL BASTARD!

Richard Dangerous:
Well, we've all got something in common, haven't we? That's right, It's Saturday Night! But it's not only Saturday night, it's also Wednesday night!

Richard Dangerous:
I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. Can I start over?

Richard Dangerous:
Well, then I hope you DIE!

Richard Dangerous:
Sex is a thing that people do while they're trying to get to sleep.

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
This has gone beyond a joke.

Richard Dangerous:
I don't think it's got that far yet.

Richard Dangerous:
Unusually dangerous, I trust you'll agree

Richard Dangerous:
Incalculably stupid, i trust you'll agree.

Richard Dangerous:
I might advise you at home not to try this trick, as it invariably ends in death.

Richard Dangerous:
That's revolting. What've you been eating?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Doggie doo.

Richard Dangerous:
Doggie doo?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Yeah. I did it for a bet.

Richard Dangerous:
A bet?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Yeah. I said "I bet that tastes disgusting!"

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Dynamite down the pants... explode-o!

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
THAT was a surprise kick in the goolies!

Richard Dangerous:
Nice to see you again, Sir Adrian!

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Nice to be seen.

Richard Dangerous:
And now ladies and gentlemen, torture by female dog!

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
No no no! That one's a b*tch!

Richard Dangerous:
The screams of the damned mingle with the, with the, with the, the CRIES of the, uh, the vegetable sellers of, of London town! No they don't, that's wrong, damn damn DAMN!

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Well y'see, it's bloody hard to find a crocodile. Especially one that's prepared to snog with me!

Richard Dangerous:
Yeah, have you ever seen a gay crocodile?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Yeah, have you ever seen a happy crocodile?

Richard Dangerous:
Will you stop touching my bottom while I'm talking!

Richard Dangerous:
So you want to play dirty, do you?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Yes I do! But I think we better finish the show first.