Dark and Stormy Night

Sabasha Fanmoore:
I sit here like a tiny, tiny kitten; a kitten that's about to be picked up with tweezers it's so tiny.

Farper Twyly:
Are you members of the immediate family?

Billy Tuesday:
I am, but I'm not.

8 O'Clock Farraday:
She isn't, and so am I.

Seyton Ethelquake:
That's in deuced bad taste, considering the deuced death threats the deuced little thing is getting.

Lord Partfine:
Better a death threat than a threat of death.

Farper Twyly:
[reading the will] To complete stranger Ray Vestinhaus, whose car just broke down, I leave $10,000, to be given out in small denominations.

Ray Vestinhaus:
Holy smoke, what a piece of luck!

Sabasha Fanmoore:
[after the lawyer is murdered before he could reveal his secret] Oh, he never should have told us he knew something.

Billy Tuesday:
[examining a body] I'd say, from the position of the knife, that he'd been stabbed.

Burling Famish, Jr.:
[seeing Tugdon still wearing the same outfit] Oh, there you are, Jack Tugdon! Why, it looks like you never went to bed!

Jack Tugdon:
Oh, I did once, years ago.

Jack Tugdon:
Me, I'm a man of action. Jungle action. Dealing with the Pekingese man-o'-war, the Rubenesque laughing cobra, the knock-kneed squirrel-cat, or the Tahungan mouse-bunny, I'm right at home then. But my jungle... is the jungle.

8 O'Clock Farraday:
Now remember, it's important that we all stay together! [pause] Okay, let's split up.

Happy Codburn:
[after a body falls out from a hidden passage] Hey, a stiff! What do I win?

Thessaly:
Aw, stuff it, you canary brained half nugget.