Dark Oracle

Cally Stone:
It's all the comic's fault.

Omen:
Kali! I have never felt anything for anyone in my entire existence - ink, flesh, and blood remember? But I... I feel something for you.

Cally Stone:
You are ink and flesh and blood! You don't have feelings you don't have a heart! [Omen looks angry and hurt and storms off]

Cally Stone:
If something goes wrong, you could die.

Doyle:
I accept the responsibilities. I've made a lot of mistakes.

Omen:
Yeah, one of them was turning me into a frog.

Cally Stone:
What do you think he wanted?

Lance Stone:
I think he wanted to pull me into the comic.

Cally Stone:
Why?

Lance Stone:
Balance, I think. One person needs to be in one person needs to be out.

Cally Stone:
Ohmygod! Emmett! I have to go! [leaves]

Lance Stone:
Wait! [sighs]

Blaze:
[though a cracked piece of glass] It's not over. [laughs]

Lance Stone:
[crushes glass with heel]

Lance Stone:
Sage, you're not acting like yourself.

Sage:
How do you know? Maybe this is the new me. Maybe I changed. Happens all the time you know.

Lance Stone:
We can't let any of this happen.

Cally Stone:
Why don't you just call her?

Lance Stone:
Who?

Cally Stone:
Sage.

Lance Stone:
You know, it's rude to read minds.

Cally Stone:
Right, if you stare at the phone long enough, she'll call you. [phone rings]

Lance Stone:
[startled]

Lance Stone:
Hi, mom.

Lance Stone:
My evening wasn't great either.

Cally Stone:
Later.

Lance Stone:
I mean, at least you weren't trapped in a room with snakes, tarantulas, and a dead bird that flies.

Cally Stone:
I said later. [leaves]

Lance Stone:
Yeah, because a dead bird coming back to life is no big deal, really.

Violet:
Listen to me! I'm the star here! Me!

Cally Stone:
Listen to me! This is my show!

Cally Stone:
What just happened here?

Cally Stone:
I'm not going to let this comic rule my life!

Violet:
You are such a pathetic loser.

Lance Stone:
[about Dizzy and Rebecca] You know, they're in the honeymoon stage. They have to spend every moment with each other. And come up with cheesy nicknames.

Cally Stone:
Cheesy nicknames?

Lance Stone:
You know, how Sage calls me Lancelot and I call her Pickletoes.

Cally Stone:
Pickletoes? Eww. Too much information, why is everyone sharing today?

Sage:
[looking at the snake] He's so cute! What's his name?

Doyle:
He doesn't have one.

Sage:
That's cruel! I'm gonna call him Twiggy.

Lance Stone:
Dizzy you can't freak out everytime you hear a noise. I mean, these woods are full of bears, foxes, and coyotes.

Sage:
I'm ok with animals. Axe murderers I have a problem with.

Lance Stone:
This car's standard.

Cally Stone:
And?

Lance Stone:
I only drive automatic.

Cally Stone:
Actually you don't drive.

Lance Stone:
Touche.

Sage:
How do you focus on friends and class? I feel like there's this huge black cloud over my head.

Cally Stone:
You learn to deal.

Sage:
So, are we gonna dance with other people or just with each other? Because I was thinking it should just be with each other.

Lance Stone:
Why? Do you think other girls are going to mob me? [Sage looks down] No, I think we should just dance with each other. Though I have to say, this new jealousy thing is cute.

Sage:
What? I'm not jealous.

Lance Stone:
Sure you're not.

Lance Stone:
After all this time and everything we've been through why can't you trust me?

Sage:
How can I trust you about anything if you won't even tell me the truth about a stupid dress?

Cally Stone:
Where's the girl? [Delly points] In the mirrow? [she nods] What does she look like?

Delly:
You.

Violet:
You can't hide forever Omen!

Blaze:
Tell us how you got into their world!

Violet:
Tell us!

Omen:
I'll never tell you anything!

Cally Stone:
[gasps awake]

Dizzy:
I was watching Dr. Phil

Lance Stone:
[interrupts] Wait, you watch Dr.Phil?

Dizzy:
What? It's a good show.

Cally Stone:
They look more like us. What do you think this means?

Lance Stone:
I dunno.

Cally Stone:
I can't believe they're back. She's back. I thought I saw her in the bathroom today...

Lance Stone:
Who?

Cally Stone:
Violet.

Dizzy:
This, this is not good! We almost blew up the school!