Darling Lili

Maj. William Larrabee:
Think we can do it?

T.C:
Yes, but YOU'D better fly, cause I haven't been drinking.

Lili Smith:
But then, why DOES he drink?

Maj. William Larrabee:
Because he's afraid to fly.

Lili Smith:
Then why does he fly?

Maj. William Larrabee:
Because he likes to drink!

T.C:
Nice to see you up and about again... even though you are... sitting down.

Lt. George 'Youngblood' Carson:
My grandmother was a full-blooded Cherokee Indian.

Lili Smith:
How exciting.

Lt. George 'Youngblood' Carson:
It was for my granddaddy.

Maj. William Larrabee:
I thought we'd go on a picnic.

Lili Smith:
At 3:00 in the morning?

Maj. William Larrabee:
It's the best time. No ants.