Dauntless Axiom of the Bungle Deuce

Mad Scientist:
They have the answers to questions that have been asked... of us.

The Bounty Hunter:
You've been... banananated!

The Knowing Gnome:
I am the Knowing Gnome of knowing things that must be known.

The Knowing Gnome:
The cane you must follow thus ways, towards the forest of desires... uh hey... at least let me finish... come on... guys?

Unearthling 1:
We shall stop you by blowing wind... toward you.

Unearthling 2:
Hell yeah!

Smigor:
Shh shh... I don't think he saw us.

Average Joe:
You guys, I can totally see you!

Mad Scientist:
He, he definitely saw us.

Smigor:
No shh shh... his vision is based on movement.

Average Joe:
My vision is not based on movement... [awkward pause] You guys are right there, in my shower.

Mad Scientist:
[awkward pause] Oh sh*t!

Mad Scientist:
Let's take some of the sturbadorbin and put it in the spickledicken.

Mad Scientist:
You know you sound like a little girl when you transport. You don't sound as bad ass as you usually do.

The Bounty Hunter:
Before you tell me what you want me to do, you gotta tell me how much you're willing to pay.

Mad Scientist:
How 'bout 3 dollars?

The Bounty Hunter:
It's gonna need to be a lot more than that, mister.

Mad Scientist:
But that's all I'm willing to pay!

The Bounty Hunter:
How 'bout 3... hundred... dollar bills?

Mad Scientist:
How 'bout 3 hundred... dimes?

The Bounty Hunter:
Alright, you got yourself a deal.

Unearthling 1:
What is this thing called again?

Unearthling 2:
I don't remember the title.

Unearthling 1:
Picture box with screen with picture?

Little Kid:
Okay Papa, I'm going to do you proud. Chim Chim Cheree... or Cheroo... which ever you prefer... uh, bye.

News Anchor:
Good evening. Um... tonight, a squirrel was found in Japan. I guess I heard there's no squirrels in Japan. Anyway, wait wait... this just in, there are zombies on the loose, zombies, I repeat, zombies... you spell it z-o-m-b-i-e-s.

Average Joe:
What the f*** is this world coming to?