Daymaker

Yumiko:
I'm gonna make some green tea. If you want to stay, you're more than welcome.

Joe:
Yeah. Yeah, I love green tea.

Sera:
But if it's a real dogshit day, I'll call the people on the list. I'll call them and ask them how they're doin; if there's anything I can do for them. See if their day's going well. Mostly I go see somebody and that helps. It's just like... I gotta get past that thing that likes sitting in that feeling of sourness. That usually makes me not wanna go see anybody. But if I make the conscious effort to reverse that, and go see a friend, I always feel so much better. Yeah.

Chris:
Whoa. That answers my question.

Sera:
Now you think I'm the one who's weird.

Chris:
I do. Get the f*** outta my house! [pause] No, I'm kidding. [Laughs] I'm just kidding. Oh my God, can you imagine?

Trevor:
Oh, we've got some party favors now.

Janice:
What's that?

D:
L.

Janice:
L... what's L?

D:
LSD.

Janice:
You're putting it on the sharks?

Trevor:
Yeah, I mean this stuff is serious. It's vicious. It they made gummy cheetahs I would have got those, 'cause it kinda just jumps up and bites ya in the neck like a cheetah. But, you know... they only had sharks.

Andy:
I feel like a spider.

Veronika:
You and your delusions about people. You're putting my cat to sleep. [to Princessa] Let's get out of here. You need a bowl of milk and a nap.

Joe:
I need a bowl of milk and a nap.

Honey's friend, Caroline:
You can't make her quit, ya know. She's gonna have to do it on her own.

Aunt Honey:
No, I know that. But I wanna...

Honey's friend, Caroline:
You can't get upset. I mean, ya gotta let it go, ya know. She's gonna find her own way.

Aunt Honey:
I'm just tryin to get through to her. It'd be different if she was... I mean I'm not sayin that smokin weed and drinkin is fine, but cocaine? I, I just can't get it.

Honey's friend, Caroline:
Well I mean, ya know, a drug is a drug is a drug.

Angela:
Because you like beer?

Janice:
Beer and other things; things that are like poison, yucky things.

Angela:
So why do you do it, Mommy?

Janice:
Well, because when Mommy does these things she gets confused and pretty song... pretty soon it starts to seem like the poison is medicine.

Angela:
Daddy likes beer and he isn't sick.

Janice:
I know. Daddy likes beer.

Angela:
But not as much as you.

Andy:
What do I have to shoot?

Kira:
A model, big brain.

Andy:
I realize that, slime b*tch. What's the shoot? What's the project?

Joe:
Can I, uh... can I put that wig on you?

Kira:
You can put a wig on me. Sure.

Joe:
Try a little somethin different here. [puts wig on] Oh, yeah.

Kira:
Do I look like a jellyfish now?

Lucy:
Tomorrow I'm gettin my f***ing cat! If you have any respect for me whatsoever, you won't be here.

D:
Oh, man! There's always somebody tryin to f*** my sh*t up, man! I'm just tryin to hang around and be jolly. But a nigga can't even be jolly!

Chris:
All I have are these plastic glasses... ugh, cups, that is.

Karina:
Plastic cups.

Chris:
Yeah. Is that OK?

Karina:
Yeah, plastic will do.

Chris:
Plastic cups for two, Electric Boogaloo.

Karina:
You're so funny.

Chris:
I'm sorry, no I'm not funny. Did they tell you what I wanted?

Yumiko:
So when you wanna think about him, and when you think you're gonna forget about him, you make this ring. And this sound is from him.

Chris:
Can I talk to you for a second?

Lucy:
You can try.

Marion:
[dream] Listen, if we don't do this we're gonna run out of fish oil!

Joe:
I'll make fish oil!

Marion:
You idiot. You don't make fish oil, you squeeze fish oil! Why don't you get lost?

Joe:
Why don't you get lost?

Marion:
I don't get lost. I lose to.

Chris:
Exactly what do you want me to do?

D:
Don't f***in give her anymore, man!

Trevor:
Chill, chill. We're just talking. Look - this may not be the best thing for your business...

Chris:
No, no, no, no, no. There's no business. No, see she just sold me this helmet. This helmet here, she just sold it to me and, ah... she came in, I was doin a couple lines, and that was it, you know.

Trevor:
OK. For future reference, don't make it available if she comes back lookin for more!

D:
Exactly!

Chris:
No, I'm not a f***ing dealer! OK, it was a friendly thing, you know... like, she saw it; it was there. That's it, that's all that happened.

Trevor:
Uh-huh. I understand. But should she return...

Chris:
No, do wanna see how much I have? I mean, like, this is it! [Holding up bag] This is it! That's all.

Kira:
If he doesn't get here soon I'm gonna have the tweak-out of the f***ing century!

Andy:
Can you cook anything?

Chris:
No more acid for you, Janice.

Janice:
I didn't have any acid

D:
Cool. But it's not tabs, man.

Trevor:
It's not Tabitha Soren?

D:
Is she bangin?

Chris:
Yeah. She's gorgeous.

D:
So why she leavin you, man?

Chris:
I'm a prick.

Chris:
Cool as a jewel.

Joe:
Is this your fortune today?

Kira:
It's your fortune today.

Joe:
Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake. Oh, wow. That's perfect. Thank you.

Kira:
No problem.

Chris:
You really helped me today. I don't know, maybe I'm f***in crazy.

Karina:
You're not crazy. You see yourself. You see what you don't like, and you want to change it. It's normal. Not crazy.

Trevor:
Yeah, let's do this like Brutus.