DC Universe Online

Booster Gold:
So that was Gotham's East End. It's a dark and dismal place... and I hope you enjoyed touring it!

The Flash:
Who's a big angry gorilla? Grodd is. Yes, he is.

Harley Quinn:
If I'd had a hammer, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd hammer in the morning, all over your skull!

Giganta:
No! No! This body belongs to me!

Wonder Girl:
Not anymore it doesn't, thank goodness. Because there's no way I could pull my favorite jeans over your giant behind.

Giganta:
Bigger is better, wonder brat. Ditch your training bra and find out.

Brainiac:
Earth. The center of the multiverse. It will belong to Brainiac. I do not plan an invasion, rather an assimilation.

Oracle:
Nice work! Head back to the police station and talk to the Flash. Trust me: he's going to get there first.

Oracle:
Now that's what I call a nice clean job. I love when there's no paper work.

Oracle:
[laughs] That's another computer joke...

Oracle:
[sighs] Ok, fine. I'll come up with a funny one.

Mr. Mxyzptlk:
Hey, the gold ATM is now closed for business. Go get a real job.

Batman:
I've been watching you. Keep up the good work.

Steel:
Ready to hammer some bad guys?

Lex Luthor:
My greatest triumph was at hand. The final campaign in my long war against Superman. While his powers had drained from constant battle, sending him into space to recharge from the Earth's yellow sun, I struck. But my obsession had blinded me to the real threat: The Earth's true enemy.

The Flash:
You've been busy, pal. But now it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Gorilla Grodd:
Primitive scum! Tremble before Grodd!

The Flash:
Watch it! He's devolving those prisoners.

Gorilla Grodd:
Devolving? Ignorant and glorious fools. You know nothing.

Gorilla Grodd:
Quickly, The Flash and his full mentor will be here in seconds. This devolver will transfer one of them into an ape, allowing me to bend his will through my powers.

The Flash:
Don't count it, Grodd. Because besides me, you've got a real classic in the house: the Original Flash.

Jay Garrick:
The Speed Force just got an upgrade.

Gorilla Grodd:
Insolent human. I will pulverize you both. Feel the wrath of Grodd! Activate the devolver. It will turn one of these speedsters into my slaves.

Hal Jordan:
[the Spectre possesses Green Arrow] Sorry, Ollie, pasty white is not your color. And you already judge people enough.

Alan Scott:
The Starheart: The power of a hundred lantern. Not even the Guardians of Oa, creators of the Green Lantern Corps, fully understand its magic. But there is no doubt it is a weapon against evil, against fear, against tyranny and destruction. For I truly believe no one is beyond redemption. That is why I always fight. Why I am and always will be a Green Lantern.