Dead of the Night

Paige Marshall:
I've got no problem with religion. It's the people who believe in it that annoy me.

Paige Marshall:
I'm running through the backwoods of Wisconsin chasing after a couple locals who are probably a brother and sister enjoying their wedding night.

Elias Carver:
That zombie kid attacked me.

Paige Marshall:
There's no such thing as zombies.

Elias Carver:
Okay, that living impaired kid attacked me.

Greg Lange:
Are you going to kill me now?

Elias Carver:
I haven't decided yet.

Greg Lange:
Oh...

Bonnie Lee:
I want to do things to you that haven't been seen since the Spanish Inquisition.

Wesley Windsor III:
Do anything you want with the girl. Just leave me alone!

Mrs. Baskom:
All right. Enough of the pity party. Let's kill you so I can get on with my life.

Elias Carver:
Oh God! Oh God!