Decoys 2: Alien Seduction

Constance Snowden:
Well?

Delia:
Mine got overly excited. Then his vital functions ceased.

Jasmine:
Mine was a police officer and I thought he was in decent shape. But, he didn't survive the temperature drop.

Constance Snowden:
What about the bodies, did you dispose of them? [Jasmine and Delia shake their heads in disagreement]

Constance Snowden:
We can't have any distractions from the police. We got to hide those bodies. [Jasmine and Delia both nod]

Constance Snowden:
Look, Luke Callahan is the only one who survived, I'm watching him!

Delia:
What is different about him?

Jasmine:
Yeah, he seems really sensitive.

Constance Snowden:
Well that's why he survived cos their body temperatures need to drop slowly.

Jasmine:
And sensitive guys...

Constance Snowden:
He was in love, so there's more romance, more foreplay.

Delia, Jasmine:
Oh.

Constance Snowden:
There's a cold snap coming, make sure you do it outside and draw it out. We have to keep them alive as long as possible.

Delia:
How do we do that?

Jasmine:
These human males seem so eager. [Delia nods]

Constance Snowden:
Just use your imagination. [They all smile]

Professor Erwin Buckton:
[Constance knocks at the door] Come in.

Constance Snowden:
[Constance opens the door and closes it behind her] Excuse me, are you Professor Buckton?

Professor Erwin Buckton:
Yes I am, what can I do for ya?

Constance Snowden:
I'm Doctor Constance Snowden, I've been assigned to student health services this term. You supervised a grad student named Luke Callahan, right?

Professor Erwin Buckton:
Yes, one of the best students I've had in a long time.

Constance Snowden:
Does he ever behave unusually?

Professor Erwin Buckton:
Well he's very dedicated which is, er, unusual these days even for a grad student. He's very interested in, er, anatomy particularly the unorthodox evolutionary variations.

Constance Snowden:
Well I came here to tell you that Luke Callahan experienced a psychotic episode a few years ago.

Professor Erwin Buckton:
Really?

Constance Snowden:
It's probably nothing for you to be concerned about but I'd appreciate you letting me know if ever he behaves abnormally.

Professor Erwin Buckton:
Abnormally? How exactly would you define that Doctor Snowden?

Constance Snowden:
Paranoid delusions usually having to do with aliens from outer space, that sorta thing.

Professor Erwin Buckton:
Luke has always seemed very well balanced to me, he's intense but he's very sensible.

Constance Snowden:
He's very good at compensating for his problems. I'd appreciate if you kept this conversation just between you and I.

Professor Erwin Buckton:
Alright.

Constance Snowden:
Thank you, have a good day.

Jasmine:
What's he doing here?

Constance Snowden:
He needs to see his doctor, he's been having some problems sleeping.

Jasmine:
Can I?

Constance Snowden:
No, he's dangerous.

Jasmine:
Why?

Constance Snowden:
Cos he knows about us and nobody believes him but we have to keep it that way.

Jasmine:
Pity.

Professor Erwin Buckton:
Very detailed work. It's a complete delusion of course but the skeletal details, very plausible. Anatomically I find it quite interesting.

Constance Snowden:
Then professor, do you find my anatomy quite interesting?

Constance Snowden:
You killed one of my clones. You survived mating once! Let's try it again. Do the old college charm.

Sam Compton:
You know the problem with places like this?

Beautiful Girl:
There's a problems?

Sam Compton:
Well, it's a meat market. I mean, everyone's a commodity. And it's all about scoring. There's no room left for just being a person.

Beautiful Girl:
You really think so?

Sam Compton:
Yes.

Beautiful Girl:
Then why are you staring at my nipples? Guys are all the same. Talk about our feelings and all you want to do is cop a feel.

Sam Compton:
That's not true. I'm not like that.

Beautiful Girl:
Uh-uh. Take a good look because it's the closest you're ever going to get. [flashes breasts and walks away]