Der Mann im Keller

Catherine:
Do you like "La Traviata"?

Richard K?hlmann:
That's my favorite dish.

Daniel Valmer:
My girlfriend and I had just moved in here. One evening, she wanted to get us some Chinese food and collided with a truck on the street.

Richard K?hlmann:
Well, that's bad luck.

Daniel Valmer:
No, that's speed.

Richard K?hlmann:
Do you like Thai food?

Catherine:
Oh yeah, I like it mighty, mighty hot.

Richard K?hlmann:
Please hurry up and get me the keys, I wanna get out of here!

Daniel Valmer:
Oh, don't you like it here?

Catherine:
Do you know what Shakespeare said about ducks?

Richard K?hlmann:
No.

Catherine:
Me neither.