Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

Sally Finney:
Dickie, there has to be water on it!

Dickie Roberts:
This is Nuckin' Futs!

Dickie Roberts:
Holy sh*t, a bike!

Rob Reiner:
You're six.

Dickie Roberts:
Holy crap, a bike!

Rob Reiner:
You're six.

Dickie Roberts:
Goo-goo, ga-ga, bikey!

Rob Reiner:
Too far back.

Neighbor:
Aren't you a bit big to be in a stroller?

Dickie Roberts:
Aren't you bit big to be on the sidewalk?

Sally Finney:
Brick wall, waterfall. Dickie thinks he got it all but he don't, and I do, so Boom with that attitude. Peace, punch Captain Crunch. I've got something you can't touch. Bang- Bang choo-choo train. Wind me up I do my thing. Reeses Pieces, 7-Up. You mess with me, I'll mess you up.

Dickie Roberts:
Hey? Don't you mean "Oink"?

Dickie Roberts:
Whoa! You ever have such a bad wipeout you don't even feel it?

Sam Finney:
That wasn't one of them!

Dickie Roberts:
May I help you? Was I being too loud in my treeehouse?

Sidney Wernick:
I may have to go to the bathroom every 45 minutes, but at least I get to pee in a gold toilet.

Dickie Roberts:
Insane in the membrane! Insane, got no brain!

Dickie Roberts:
You know who else I don't get? Vin Diesel. I mean, is he good looking? Is he Chinese, or what? I mean, I don't know...

Leif Garrett:
That's so horrible, man. Geez, you're such a dick. Besides, he would kick your ass.

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