Dino Hunter MD

Ro-Bert:
I am Ro-Bert, cyborg leader of the Robotmen!

Dr. Derek Maslo:
Wait, Ro-Bert? Like... Robert?

Ro-Bert:
It's Robert and Robot, combined.

Sheila:
So, you're a doctor now, right?

Dr. Derek Maslo:
I've always been a doctor.

Sheila:
But you also kind of weren't.

Dr. Derek Maslo:
I still had my stethoscope, didn't I?

Sheila:
Yeah...

Dr. Derek Maslo:
That's all that really matters.

Tremayne:
What are we to do when all of our funds are wrapped up in your Robotman project?

Tremayne:
Wal-Mart has competitors. Mom and pop soda shops have competitors. We have rivals!

Oates:
How do they even switch sides if the dinosaur guy keeps hitting home runs?

Bencher:
It's the infield fly rule.

Oates:
Ohhh!

Dr. Madison Sinclair:
This undeveloped land doesn't seem so undeveloped.

Dr. Derek Maslo:
That's a new development.

Dr. Madison Sinclair:
But until we learn more, this case's new development remains undeveloped.

Dr. Derek Maslo:
So it's perfect.

Dean Ofstudents:
[holds up Maslo's test] You got a negative four, and they don't even make negative fours. They had to make it up just for you. And that's after Professor Dino gave you five extra points because he felt bad for your sorry ass. Isn't he supposed to be your enemy or something?

Dr. Derek Maslo:
Yeah, why is he teaching here, again?

Dean Ofstudents:
He's an adjunct.

Dr. Derek Maslo:
[part of graduation speech] When the rest of you go off to look for jobs, many of you will not find any, and to you I say: I don't really care.

Dr. Derek Maslo:
What are you guys even still doing here? Shouldn't you have both graduated by now?

Oates:
Well, sure, we should have, but there's one teacher who doesn't pass anybody. [whispers] Professor Dino. That guy's penis porridge pumpernickel.

Dr. Madison Sinclair:
10 million tons of robot alloy shipped to a nearby company.

Dr. Derek Maslo:
What's the name?

Dr. Madison Sinclair:
Robotmen Incorporated.

Dr. Derek Maslo:
Eh, it's flimsy. We can't waste our time with wild goose chases.

Dr. Madison Sinclair:
Don't you mean 'wild geese chases'?

Dr. Derek Maslo:
No, I mean 'goose chase'. The phrase is pluralized, not the individual words.

Dr. Madison Sinclair:
Wait, how do you know that?

Dr. Derek Maslo:
Oh, it's this new grammar chip from Robotmen Incorporated.

Tremayne:
I don't know who you think you are, but this is my company! I built Robotman Incorporated from the ground up, and you have the nerve to come in here with your cheap visual effect!

Nameless Tech:
A hyperspace window of that magnitude would require an enormous amount of power!

King Dino:
Drain it from... Iowa. [pause] What? It's not like anybody lives there.

Dr. Derek Maslo:
Alright you mean meteor mofo, watch this!

King Dino:
Did you check in the last place you would think to look?

Dr. Derek Maslo:
That's the first place I checked!

Dr. Eric Van Tanner:
[trying to decipher wall art] I once fused 10 percent of my brain with that of Egyptian pharaoh Ramesses II, and if his memory serves me correctly, I think it says something like...

King Dino:
[bursts through wall] Roar!

Dr. Derek Maslo:
I don't see why I'd need that when I have my trusty laser pistol.

Dr. Eric Van Tanner:
TITBAR here makes your pistol look like a plastic children's toy.