Dish

Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell:
That's bullshit. You just bullshitted NASA!

Cliff Buxton:
Do you know what I thought when this first came up?

Glenn Latham:
What, your pipe?

Cliff Buxton:
No. The moon mission.

Glenn Latham:
You beauty?

Cliff Buxton:
I thought, imagine stuffing that up. Isn't that odd?

Glenn Latham:
What?

Cliff Buxton:
Well, that I was more scared than excited.

Glenn Latham:
I don't think that's odd. I feel like that all the time.

Ross "Mitch" Mitchell:
A lot better before you opened your trap!

Prime Minister:
What's it doing in the middle of a sheep paddock?

Al Burnett:
I stand corrected.

Ross "Mitch" Mitchell:
No, you're WRONG!

Al Burnett:
Do we have a problem?

Ross "Mitch" Mitchell:
Yeah! You treat us like a pack of galahs!

Glenn Latham:
That's a type of parrot.

Al Burnett:
Are you telling me that NASA's prime receiving station has absolutely no idea where Apollo 11 is?

Glenn Latham:
Yeah - it's on its way to the moon.

Mayor Bob McIntyre:
You've just got to tell them.

Cliff Buxton:
That we lost Apollo 11?

Mayor Bob McIntyre:
Well, I wouldn't say that first.

Cliff Buxton:
What would you say first?

Mayor Bob McIntyre:
How about "hey, you'll never guess what happened..."

Glenn Latham:
Everything's fine.

Al Burnett:
Except we lost Apollo 11!

Glenn Latham:
Oh, except for that.

Marie McIntyre:
This entire mission is just an example of America's imperialistic greed!

Billy McIntyre:
The engines are filling with hydrogen.

Mayor Bob McIntyre:
Can they fix that?

Billy McIntyre:
No, that means it's go for launch.

Mayor Bob McIntyre:
Ohhh, *hydrogen*.

Cliff Buxton:
This is science's chance to be daring.

Cliff Buxton:
My wife said something. She said, "Failure is never quite so frightening as regret".

Glenn Latham:
Oh, that's good advice.

Cliff Buxton:
Pretty good.

Glenn Latham:
I wish somebody'd tell me that.

Al Burnett:
I think we ate an entire sheep.

Marie McIntyre:
If you ask me, I think it's the biggest chauvinistic exercise in the world.

May McIntyre:
That's why nobody asks you, darling.

Prime Minister:
Meaning?

Prime Minister:
Jesus. The people at this place, they know what they're doing?

Prime Minister:
You'd bloody well hope so!

Mayor Bob McIntyre:
Do you remember what they said when I first proposed this thing?

Len Purvis:
That you were grandstanding, that it was a self-serving stunt to big note yourself.

Mayor Bob McIntyre:
Who said that?

Rudi Kellerman:
Who goes there?

Al Burnett:
Everyone at NASA's a hotshot college genius, but the guy most admired is from a one horse town in Ohio.

Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell:
Ya, what's he do?

Al Burnett:
Tomorrow he's gonna walk on the moon.

Prime Minister:
You know, we've got a saying in the party. You don't f*** up...

Mayor Bob McIntyre:
And?

Prime Minister:
That's it.

Cliff Buxton:
Glenn, come here.

Glenn Latham:
What?

Al Burnett:
Every coordinate in this book has been changed.

Glenn Latham:
Yeah... I changed them.

Al Burnett:
You what?

Glenn Latham:
I changed them.

Al Burnett:
Why?

Glenn Latham:
Because they were wrong.

Al Burnett:
Why were they wrong?

Glenn Latham:
Dunno.

Cliff Buxton:
No, what about them was wrong?

Glenn Latham:
Oh! Well, the figures NASA gave us were for the northern hemisphere... and we're in the southern hemisphere? I can change them back but then you'd be pointing in the wrong d -

Cliff Buxton:
Glenn, it might be a good idea for you to tell us these things.

Glenn Latham:
Oh, sure, I just didn't wanna worry you... Cuppa tea, Al?

Who goes there? Baa-aaa-aaa!