Distinguished Gentleman

Thomas Jefferson Johnson:
Chairman Dodge, please! Would you tell him that it's Mr. Joshua Benjamin from the NAACP on the line! Actually Mame, you could be a great deal of help, I have a few minor questions. I would like to know how many members of the Chairman's committee are African American?... None... Well, surely, there must be a Latino member on the committee... No Latinos either... Ah! Does ah! the Chairman have any Asians or Native Americans on the Committee? Does the Chairman have any Handicaps or Gays on the Committee? No Gays. Well, thank you mame, you've been a great deal of help. Just forget I even called. Just tell him I said 'hi'.

Thomas Jefferson Johnson:
Well I've got to do something to help these people.

Celia Kirby:
Don't tell me you're actually developing a conscience.

Thomas Jefferson Johnson:
God I hope not, it's gonna be a f***in' nuisance in Congress.