Don't Bet on Women

Roger Fallon:
Here's to women! They're all bad! They're deceitful! Hard! Calculating! But, oh - how fascinating!

Roger Fallon:
There's nothing a woman resents so much as absolute trust. Oh, it's a dreadful commentary on her charms.

Herbert Drake:
Woman is a child. Sometimes a sweet child. Sometimes a naughty child. But always a child. She can be lead, cajoled, bribed...

Herbert Drake:
Pushed?

Herbert Drake:
...Always it is a man who must guide her.

Roger Fallon:
Do you know the lady?

Herbert Drake:
The lady is my wife.

Roger Fallon:
That's not answering my question.

Roger Fallon:
All women kiss. Some for love, some for money, some because they think it's funny.

Jeanne Drake:
There's no virtue in a woman being good if she's never had a chance to be bad!

Jeanne Drake:
Well, aren't you going to kiss me goodnight?

Herbert Drake:
NO.

Jeanne Drake:
That's too bad, Herbert, because this is one night I feel like being kissed.

Chipley Duff:
I believe that lovemaking has been and always will be woman's work. Now if Tallulah works as hard for me after our marriage as she has before, I have a shrewd suspicion these old hands will never do another day's work!

Tallulah Hope:
If married women can chaperon other people, I don't know why they can't chaperon themselves!

Roger Fallon:
People who are too fond of each other often see too much of each other.

Roger Fallon:
The last woman I opened my heart to died laughing.

Roger Fallon:
Only people with no imagination plan things. People like us just let them happen.

Jeanne Drake:
All right. Let's just let them happen.

[Final line]

Roger Fallon:
Don't bet on women!