Donnie Brasco

FBI Technician:
What's forget about it?

Donnie Brasco:
Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

Lefty:
I never hear from my boss until he dies, then my whole life gets turned upside down!

Donnie Brasco:
If I come out alive, this guy, Lefty, ends up dead. That's the same thing as me putting the bullet in his head myself.

Lefty:
When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.

Lefty:
How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks.

Nicky:
C'mon Donnie, let's fillet this fat f***.

Lefty Ruggiero:
Thirty years I'm busting my hump. What have I got?

Lefty:
I'm a spoke on a wheel. I am, and so are you.

Joe Pistone:
All my life I've tried to be the good guy, the guy in the white f***ing hat. And for what? For nothing. I'm not becoming like them; I am them.

Sonny Black:
How can John Wayne die?

Lefty:
And listen to me, if Donnie calls... , tell him... if it was gonna be anyone, I'm glad it was him. All right?

Lefty:
A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right.

Lefty:
If anything should happen to me... make sure Annette gets the car.

Lefty:
There's the boss. And, under him, there's the skipper. You know how this works?

Donnie Brasco:
Yeah, it's like in the army.

Lefty:
Bullshit. The army is some guy you don't know telling you to go whack some other guy you don't know.

Lefty:
I die with you, Donnie.

Donnie Brasco:
You think I'm a rat...?

Lefty:
How many times have I had you in my house? If you're a rat, then I'm the biggest mutt in the history of the Mafia.

Sonny Black:
You know what we do when we find that rat, right, Lefty?

Lefty:
'Could be I found him already.

Lefty:
I think I just sh*t my pants.

Nicky:
The good news is, my dick is now a popsicle!

Lefty:
I got cancer of the prick.

Lefty:
Whose dat guy?

Nicky:
That's Donnie, Don da'jeweler.

Sonny Black:
I like it. I like it big time!

Sonny Black:
How can John Wayne die?

Lefty:
F***in' Indians got him.

[Lefty is trying to break open a parking meter]

Sonny Black:
Hey, will you f***in' stop that?

Lefty:
How am I gonna get this thing open?

[looks back at the meter]

Lefty:
Open Sesame!

Japanese Waiter:
Take your shoes off.

Donnie Brasco:
Take my shoes off? You take your pants off, what the f***.

Lefty:
Who the f*** am I? Who am I? I'm a, a spoke on a wheel. And so was he, and so are you.

Lefty:
[talking to Donnie] When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, "This is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. A Capisce?

Lefty:
Anywhere you go, all around the world, all the best cooks are men.

Lefty:
I wish I had that boat again, that Bertram. I'd get in my car with Annette, I'd drive down to the pier... I'd get on that boat, and I'd go. East, west, north, south, nobody ever finding me.

Even a dog gets a warm piece of the sidewalk

Lefty:
In all the five boroughs, I'm known, forget about it. I'm known all over the f***in' world. Anybody, ask anybody about Lefty from Mulberry Street, eh? You pissin' up the wrong f***in' tree, my friend.