Doogal

Zeebad:
Some animals WILL be harmed in this picture!

Ermintrude:
[the second jewel, which sits across a room of lasers] So, who's gonna get it?

Doogal:
Ummm... I'm chewing my gum...

Doogal:
I bet she's petrified.

Dylan:
Pet? Fried? Whoa, bad karma.

Zeebad:
Here we go. Mens room, food court... ah, booby trap filled lobby.

Soldier Sam:
Well that's not very nice, someone could get hurt here.

Dylan:
I know Kung Fu, John Woo, Wutang Klan, and... Chai Tea.

Skeleton One (Steve):
Here's Johnny!

Skeleton Two:
Someone order ribs?

Skeleton Three:
Bring out your dead!

Skeleton Four:
Uhh... Pirates of the Caribbean.

Skeleton One (Steve):
Hey, I thought we said no Disney jokes.

Soldier Sam:
I'll go ahead sir, I have a sixth sense for danger. [activates trap]

Zeebad:
Yes, and you almost lost senses three through five.

Zeebad:
You know there can only be one spring to rule them all. And I am the Lord of the Springs!

Brian:
Dylan, can you beat them up?

Dylan:
Call me Neo.

Zeebad:
Dispose of the prisoner!

Soldier Sam:
Cant't do that sir, Geneva Convention.

Zeebad:
I don't care if it's a Star Trek convention, BEAM HIM OFF!

[first lines]

[Zebedee is running from Zeebad and is caught]

Zeebad:
So long Zebedee! Heh heh!

[Zebedee falls off a cliff]

Zebedee:
Zeebad!

[... ]

Zebedee:
Oh, only a bad dream.

Zeebad:
Help me help you help the girl!

Moose:
[after sniffing an unconscious Zeebad] Two words, sir: personal hygiene.

Doogal:
[after large skeleton assembles itself] Oh, no sir. We're just a couple of muggles on our way to Hogwarts here for a pickup for He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Is that you govner?