Dora's Dunking Doughnuts

Andy:
Good morning, Miss Dora.

Dora:
Good morning, Teacher. The usual?

Andy:
Oh, sure. Four donuts and a cup of coffee.

Dora:
Don't you ever want anything else?

Andy:
Not so long as they're your donuts.

Dora:
Flatterer. Sometimes I think you like to pay me compliments.

Andy:
[laughing] I do?

Andy:
Dora, you'd make a fine wife for some man.

Dora:
You think so?

Andy:
Oh, sure you would. Did you ever think of, ah, getting married?

Dora:
Oh, yes, but the right man's never asked me.

Andy:
What is it, Shirley?

Shirley:
Please, Teacher, what general with five letters in his name is buried in Grant's tomb?

Andy:
What general with five letters in his name is buried in Grant's tomb? Let's see... Lee? No. Jackson... Gersham... Harding...

Shirley:
[laughing] Ha, ha, ha! General Grant!

Dora:
Andy! At last I've found the way to make a perfect donut!

Andy:
What? Better even than the ones you have been making?

Dora:
Taste one. How do you like it?

Andy:
Dora, there never was a donut like that. Dora, if you advertized on the radio, you'd make a fortune.

Dora:
But think of the cost? How about the actors?

Andy:
Children! Children, we're all partners in Miss Dora's bakery.

Shirley:
You mean we can have some donuts, Mr. Wilson?

Andy:
I sure do! Come on in!

Radio station manager:
Mr. Wilson had a flat tyre in Knoxville, but he didn't say who she was!

Andy:
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to introduce Dora's Dunking Donuts. Remember that name, folks. They're baked by Miss Dora herself. Are you listening, Dora?

Dora:
Yes, Andy! I'm listening!

Andy:
[singing] Dora's Dunking Donuts, they are the rage of the land. / No cookie, cake, or candy could taste so fine and dandy./ With Dora's Dunking Donuts, you'll be nuts about her donuts. / You'll dunk 'em in your coffee, or any old drink, you'll dunk 'em day and dunk 'em night and still they won't sink!

Shirley:
The friendly cow who lives in the barn I love with all my heart. She gives me cream with all her might to eat with apple sauce! Ha-cha! Teacher, Teacher, funny and old, with ivory hair and a heart of gold! Ha!

Radio station manager:
Mr. Wilson, I'm not given to compliments, but you have a splendid act.

Andy:
Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that because Miss Dora sunk her last dollar into this program.

Andy:
Once upon a time there was a girl called Little Red Riding Hood, and?

Shirley:
Mr. Wilson, you put on the wolf's head!

Radio station manager:
Miss Dora, I had no idea the program was such a success until after I'd thrown Mr. Wilson out.

Dora:
Success? Why, we're swamped with orders!

Radio station manager:
But to make amends, I'd like to hire Mr. Wilson and your donut program three times a month. Will you sign here?

Dora:
How did you ever think it up, Andy?

Shirley:
Boys, strike up the band!