Alex:
So what's your name?
Paco:
Paco.
Alex:
No, sh*t, I mean, professionally what's your name?
Paco:
Paco.
Alex:
Don't you have a nickname? Like..."Killer Paco", "The Subway Psycho", "Hatchet Man".
Paco:
Yes. Francisco.
Alex:
You could call yourself Michael Knight, like in "Knightrider". What do you think, eh?
Paco:
Look. Shut your f***ing mouth or you'll get the car up your ass! Rule No. 1: My car is sacred. Like my mother's sex life, you don't mention it. Rule No. 2: The music I play in my car is also sacred, whether it's the Vienna Boys Choir or Bing Crosby. Got that?
Alex:
Yeah, sure. I didn't mean to annoy you. I like all kinds of music, really. It's just that, as you're saying nothing, I'm doing the talking... [silence] Well, who do we have to kill?
Paco:
What you talking about, you a**hole!
Alex:
Are we not going to kill someone? Are you not a hired killer?
Paco:
Look, you d*ckhead! I've been everything in this life. Gigolo, pool cleaner, messenger and a killer too. Everything but a f*ggot, got that?
Alex:
Yes.
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