Dragon Ball Super: Doragon bôru cho

Birusu:
People of Earth, goodbye forever. [prepares a blast... ]

Son Gok?:
[appears] WAIT!

[Beerus has King Vegeta kneeling in front of him]

Birusu:
[his foot on the King's forehead] Do you know why I'm so upset right now? Do you?

King Vegeta:
It's because I couldn't carry out your orders in time...

Birusu:
Wrong! I am a generous god, but if there's one thing I can't stand it is the insensitivity of people who don't give me due respect! I ordered you to bring me the most comfortable pillow in the universe. I don't care where you stole it from, or who you killed to get it... but you kept it for yourself, and gave me the second most comfortable pillow! You thought I wouldn't notice?

Son Gok?:
[pulls out a tree stump] It's as stubborn as Vegeta!

Kame Sen'nin:
[bursts into Goku's home] Goku, is it true you got a hundred million zeni? With that much money, we can buy a ton of porn! Let's go get some!

Chichi:
You think I would allow something so perverse? [throws Master Roshi out]

[Goten drives Goku's tractor off a cliff]

Son Gok?:
[catches the tractor] Goten, do it right or I won't be able to concentrate on my training!

Son Goten:
Your training?

Son Gok?:
Yeah! Majin Buu was strong, remember? And I couldn't defeat him by myself, so I want to be prepared in case something happens again. To tell you the truth, I'd rather be on King Kai's world training, but Chi-Chi...

Chichi:
Goku, you promised me you would work for six months. So WORK!

Son Goten:
I think Mom is the strongest person in the universe...

Kai?:
Lord Beerus, would you like some food?

Birusu:
Is it tasty?

Kai?:
Yes, it's very tasty!

Son Gok?:
[in hiding] King Kai, you never mentioned this to me!

Birusu:
It better be tasty, otherwise I'll make your planet even smaller... about the size of that shed!

Vegeta:
[telepathic contact] What does the Kai want with me?

Kai?:
Listen carefully... Beerus, the God of Destruction, has awoken.

Vegeta:
The God of Destruction? I've heard that name somewhere before...

Kai?:
When he arrives on Earth, do nothing to upset him no matter what, understand? It would result in the destruction of Earth!

Vegeta:
The destruction of Earth? Is that possible?

Kai?:
Goku fought him, and was defeated in two blows.

Vegeta:
What are you saying? How could Kakarot LOSE?

Son Gok?:
King Kai, we must warn the people on Earth!

Kai?:
I already did. I have spoken to Vegeta, I think he'll handle it.

Son Gok?:
Vegeta? I think he can. But I need to hurry and head back to Earth... The Earth is in danger, I cannot just lie here and do nothing!

Whis:
How can you say you're tired of this food, when I made it for you only once 160 years ago?

Birusu:
If I'm tired of it, I'm tired of it!

Bulma:
[to Gohan] What's more important, my birthday or training? How many years have I known your dad?

Kuririn:
That reminds me, Bulma, how old are you today?

Bulma:
[thumps him] How rude! Why would I tell you that?

Bulma:
[on the phone] Vegeta, what's going on in that head of yours, not coming to your pretty wife's birthday party? Make sure you come, you hear me?

Chichi:
I've never been on a cruise ship before! You can tell they're the wealthiest family in the world! Goku has some great friends!

Android No.18:
Is it true you've prepared a castle and airplane as prizes for the bingo tournament?

Bulma:
That's right, but the grand prize is even better!

Android No.18:
All right, Krillin, with Marron here that makes three of us! Let's make sure we go home with that second-place castle!

Kuririn:
...You don't want anything more than that?

Chichi:
[in a bingo tournament] Goku, why did you have to go training at a time like this?

[stuck on a desert island]

Pilaf:
I'm so hungry...

Mai:
It's your fault, Lord Pilaf!

Sh?:
We've eaten nothing but grass for three days! That's a harsh diet, even for a dog!

Mai:
Just where on this island is the treasure supposed to be, anyway?

Pilaf:
It says so on this map!

[holds it up]

Pilaf:
It cost 50 zeni, so keep checking!

Mai:
[tears it up] Who would believe such a cruddy map?... The same for our boat: thanks to you being so skimpy, the engine broke down! We can't even get back home, can we?

Sh?:
[in tears] Will I die here?

Pilaf:
Just stop complaining and keep looking for the treasure!

Pilaf:
We are here for the Dra... drama serial we're shooting!

Trunks:
Where are your cameras?

[Goku fires a Kamehameha and destroys King Kai's shed]

Kai?:
You idiot! Let us know before you fire a blast off!

Son Gok?:
[oops] This ain't good...

Kai?:
Give us some consideration, won't you?

Son Gok?:
Sorry, sorry... I just want to train and get stronger...

Kai?:
That's exactly why I don't want you and Lord Beerus to meet.

Son Gok?:
Who's Lord Beerus?

Kai?:
[freaks out] Argh, I'm such an idiot! An idiot! An idiot!

Kai?:
[on Bills] You see, he's a fickle and fearsome god. He governs the destruction in the universe, and destroys planets and races at the slightest insult.

Son Gok?:
Like someone not picking up after walking their dog?

Kai?:
Well, I guess so.

Son Gok?:
Like someone not eating everything on their plate?

Kai?:
Well, I guess so.

Son Gok?:
Like someone pissing in a spring?

Kai?:
[irritated] Yes, that's right! When he wakes, he destroys tons of worlds till he gets sleepy!

Son Gok?:
So he's a bad guy!

Kai?:
[shakes his head] That's not so. Bills is a god. To enable balance and harmony, if there gods that create there will also be gods that destroy.

Son Gok?:
[on Bills] Is he strong?

Kai?:
He is on a level beyond strong, he could destroy everything there is! Nobody stands a chance against him!

Son Gok?:
I can't wait to meet him!

Kai?:
Goku, I'm begging you, please try your hardest not to do anything stupid! Got it?

Son Gok?:
Okay, I got it! As long as he doesn't do anything bad, I'll keep away!

[eating a raw octopus for lunch]

Bulma:
This is delicious!

Vegeta:
I will eat it all up!

[he pulls on a tentacle... and gets sprayed with ink]

Trunks:
Papa?

Bulma:
Vegeta?

Vegeta:
DAMN IT! [everything around him starts to shake and crack... ]

Bulma:
Vegeta, stay calm!

Trunks:
Papa, let's get out of here! [Trunks and Bulma usher Vegeta out of the restaurant poste-haste]

Bulma:
Sorry for the fuss, you guys are welcome to what's left!

Vegeta:
Kakarot, I've accepted that you are the strongest Saiyan. But even so, I have no interest in being the Number 2 Saiyan! One day, I will surpass you! No, I will surpass everyone in this universe! I will be Number 1!

Birusu:
No matter how many times I see it, blowing up stuff never gets tiresome.

Whis:
Why are you so cranky after waking up? Dinosaur meat is rich and juicy, it's not some legend.

Birusu:
I just want to taste its powerful and striking flavor so badly... I thought this could help me remember the person I saw in my dream.

Whis:
A dream?

Birusu:
It was a premonition...

Whis:
Lord Bills, premonitions aren't always accurate. Last time, you said an idol would come to stay near us, and nobody came.

Birusu:
Are you kidding me?

Chichi:
Krillin, your wife is fighting, why are you down here?

Kuririn:
I gave up fighting a long time ago...

Chichi:
Is this the time and place to say such things?

Kuririn:
I have to think about Marron, too!

Yamcha:
Krillin, I'll protect Marron with my life! So go fight as much as you wish!

Birusu:
[defeats Gotenks] Run back home! Although Earth won't be around for much longer...

Piccolo:
I won't turn a deaf ear to such a claim!

Android No.18:
No one who attacks children should get away with it!

Tenshinhan:
Just what do you want?

Birusu:
It is no concern of yours. I shall destroy you all.

Piccolo:
You think we'll let you? [All three attack Beerus]

Bulma:
[slaps Beerus] Listen, this is my birthday party! Either behave yourself or leave! [Beerus looks at Bulma]

Bulma:
What is it? Come on, spit it out! [Beerus slaps Bulma]

Vegeta:
What the hell... what the hell did you do to my Bulma? [goes Super Saiyan]

Vegeta:
Damn you, Beerus, I'll never forgive you for that!

Gotenks:
The mighty Gotenks will protect the Dragon Balls!

Birusu:
[curious] Dragon Balls? Are they tasty? [grabs Gotenks]

Gotenks:
I can't move, damn you!

Birusu:
What kind of food are Dragon Balls?

Gotenks:
They're not food, you moron!

Birusu:
I'm not in the mood to entertain a child!

Gotenks:
You're acting like a brat yourself! You threw a tantrum for a little pudding!

Birusu:
What? A little pudding? [grabs Gotenks]

Birusu:
You guys might be used to it, but I've never had it before! What does pudding taste like? Is it sweet? Is it strong or mild? Is it soft? How does it smell? Is it fried or roasted? Is it delicious? What is its flavor? Is it sweet or bitter? What is its texture? Does it feel moist, fluffy, viscous or sticky? This would have been my first time eating pudding!

Gotenks:
Go eat cat food or something!

Birusu:
Insolent children must be punished! [spanks Gotenks]

Birusu:
What was it? Could it be Super Seiya God? Or was it Super Soya God?

Birusu:
Can't you fly any faster?

Whis:
[abrupt halt] Are you aware that I am the fastest in the universe?

Birusu:
[meek] Oh... I had no idea.

Goku:
King Kai, I heard you say my name just now...

Kai?:
Oh no, no way! You are one egocentric guy, you are! More importantly, have you forgotten the poor state you left me in?

Goku:
Huh?

Kai?:
[points at his halo] See this? It's because of OUR sacrifice that Earth is safe and sound right now! [Bubbles and Gregory, who also have halos, agree and glare at Goku]

Goku:
Oh, right, you guys got blown to bits when Cell exploded, didn't you?

Kai?:
YOU got us blown to bits! You still have no remorse, do you? [angrily chases Goku]

Goku:
How many times must I say sorry?

Kai?:
Why would you need a god, if an apology was enough? My heart lifts whenever Shenron is summoned, but so far we haven't been brought back to life!

Goku:
I'm really really sorry, I forgot!

Kai?:
Then don't forget!

Goku:
But you're a god, King Kai! Does it matter whether you're dead or alive?

Kai?:
You moron, there's a massive difference! Do you know how much the other Kais mock me? You better make sure you revive us next ti... eh? [Goku gets back to training]

Kai?:
Couldn't you at least let me finish? My goodness...

Kai?:
[to himself] At least I managed to distract him from Lord Bills... [wipes his face with the rag, and freaks out]

Android #18:
Damn this freaking traffic jam...

Kuririn:
It's because you took so long to put on your makeup, 18. We could have left the house earlier...

Android #18:
It's a party on a cruise ship, I have to look my best!

Kuririn:
I guess Bulma's party would be hosted by the world's richest family.

Android #18:
[fretful] If we're late, will we miss the Bingo Tournament? I'm sure the prizes will be amazing!

[Krillin and family fly to the party]

Android #18:
If we were going to fly, we needn't have taken the car to begin with...

[Master Roshi is checking out ladies in swimsuits on the beach]

Chichi:
Master Roshi, stop! You're setting a bad example to the kids!

Kame Sen'nin:
I was just bird watching!

[Goku gets King Kai covered in paint and helps him wipe it off]

Kai?:
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank y... it stinks. That's a dirty rag you're using! My goodness, you are unbelievable!

Birusu:
Remember what you said 39 years ago? I would meet my ultimate adversary.

Yogen-gyo:
Yeah, he should show up around today.

Birusu:
I knew it! And this adversary, what was his name?

Yogen-gyo:
His name... I forgot.

Birusu:
You forgot?

Whis:
Try harder, Oracle Fish.

Birusu:
Whis, we feed Oracle Fish three times a day, right?

Whis:
That's right.

Birusu:
Let's drop two meals.

Whis:
Great idea, Lord Bills!

Yogen-gyo:
NO NO NO, anything but that!

Birusu:
Then remember for me, won't you?

Yogen-gyo:
Yes, yes, I will remember! [strains her mind to recall the prophecy]

Yogen-gyo:
The name is... Super Saiyan God!

Whis:
Lord Bills, just so you know, this Super Saiyan God simply doesn't exist.

Birusu:
Perhaps the Saiyans would know something about it... wait, wasn't the Saiyans' homeworld Planet Vegeta wiped out by Frieza?

Whis:
Didn't you talk in your sleep that you would destroy it yourself?

Birusu:
They just pissed me off, especially that King Vegeta! But back to the topic at hand, Planet Vegeta was destroyed and the Saiyans along with it...

Whis:
No. Most of the Saiyans perished, but a few escaped. I should mention that Prince Vegeta is alive and well.

Birusu:
Isn't he the lucky one?

Whis:
The surviving Saiyans currently reside on planet 877 of world 4032, a vibrant world called Earth.

Birusu:
[in the bath] Earth? I think I was there once. That's the world with the boorish dinosaurs that I wiped out right?

Whis:
It appears one of the Saiyans, Son Goku, was the one who defeated Frieza.

Birusu:
[stands up] DEFEATED FRIEZA?

Whis:
[blushes] Oh, my, Lord Bills!

Whis:
The Saiyans have the ability to transform and enhance their ability manifold. If I recall correctly, the term is known as Super Saiyan.

Birusu:
Not God?

Whis:
Unfortunately not.

Birusu:
Just Super Saiyan? So close... still, it's a clue.

[Goku stares into space]

Kaio:
Goku, what is it? It can't be... Bi...

Goku:
I just remembered, today is Bulma's birthday! Damn it, I totally forgot! She must be really mad right now, she's so scary when she gets mad! [King Kai faints with relief]

R? Kai?shin:
I should mention, the one who sealed me in the Z Sword was Lord Bills.

Birusu:
I will find you, Super Saiyan God...

R? Kai?shin:
I'm worried sick that someone may challenge Lord Bills to a fight.

Kibito Kai?shin:
I can't think of anyone who might... Son Goku!

R? Kai?shin:
Precisely! That fighting freak is the one person I don't want to find out about Lord Bills!

R? Kai?shin:
[horrified] Why is Bills headed to North Kai's world? Oh, peace, how fleeting you are...