Drive Me Crazy

Nicole:
Prince charming is a dick, bring on the frogs.

Chase:
Ribbit.

Dave:
Hey, I finally downloaded the original Space Invaders. I'm talking quality 1981 graphics here.

Chase:
I didn't expect you to fall in love.

Dulcie:
I didn't expect you to fall into the Gap!

Chase:
I'm a walking punchline.

Dave:
Why are we doing this?

Chase:
As a protest.

Dave:
Of what?

Ray:
People, right?

Chase:
Sheep.

Ray:
Check, Dave. We're doing this to protest sheep.

Dave:
And what specifically about sheep do we object to?

Ray:
Chase?

Chase:
General herding mentality.

Chase:
I was hoping I could ask to cut in.

Nicole:
Well Ray left, but it's okay with me... I bet you can still catch him if you hurry.

Chase:
actually I wanted to dance with you.

Nicole:
Who we making jealous?

Chase:
Everyone Nicole... everyone.

Mrs. Maris:
We're moving in together.

Nicole:
What?

Mr. Maris:
Maybe we should think about this.

Nicole:
Okay, you think about it here and we'll think about it in the tree-house.

Mr. Hammond:
We're moving in together.

Mrs. Maris:
Obviously, we all need to think about what this means.

Nicole:
Sure, well... tell you what. Why don't you two think about it here, and we'll go think about it in the treehouse.

Nicole:
Moron. One eyebrow. Taking GEORGANNE WARNER. Failed health. Taking Sue. Taking Dee Vine.

Nicole:
Refers to himself as "The De-Virginator".

Sue Ryan:
It's easy to be a b*tch now that Brad Seldon is available.

Nicole:
It's easy to be a b*tch either way.

Sue Ryan:
It's easy to be a b*tch now that Brad Seldon's available.

Nicole:
It's easy to be a b*tch either way.

Mr. Hammond:
Are you stoned? You can tell me you know, I'd be cool.

Chase:
Yeah I know you'd be cool.

Mr. Hammond:
What is that supposed to mean?

Chase:
It means I've read your yearbook. "Onward through the fog. Light up and party, have sex be free. We're the class of '73."

Mr. Hammond:
Are you stoned?

Chase:
Dad, until you come in here and you see a black light and a felt Led Zepplin poster, rest easy.