Du bi quan wang da po xue di zi

Liu Ti Lung, The One-Armed Boxer:
Nice jumping.

One Armed Bum:
[smashes flies on table with his hand] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!

Waiter:
[after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave] What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?

One Armed Bum:
And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?

Waiter:
[laughs incredulously] Who are ya?

One Armed Bum:
[slaps waiter's hand] Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that? [small crowd gathers]

Waiter:
Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?

One Armed Bum:
Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies! [everyone laughs]

Fung Sheng Wu Chi:
[Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter] Was he the One Armed Boxer?

Waiter:
He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum! [waiter leaves]

Fung Sheng Wu Chi:
I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.

Chang Chia Yu:
Dad, they say the One Armed Boxer is coming here, do you think he might?

Master Wu:
He has an invitation... he is very well known... so, I think it would be good... if he could come... just to show himself here.

Referee:
Take the loser away...

Liu Ti Lung, The One-Armed Boxer:
If you have patience, you can learn to do all things