Dutiful But Dumb

Curly Cluck:
Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for three photographers... they ain't in here!

Vulgarian Soldier:
You shoot the picture! Now we shoot you!

Moe Click:
Pardon me, officers. But don't we get a last request.

Curly Cluck:
Certainly, this is request night.

Vulgarian Soldier:
What do you request?

Moe Click:
How about one last smoke.

Vulgarian Soldier:
Ok. But when the smoke is finished, so are you.

Curly Cluck:
[pulls out a giant cigar]

Vulgarian Soldier:
[double takes]

Curly Cluck:
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Moe Click:
[surprised to see all the watches on his arm] Hey, what's the idea of the 3 watches?

Curly Cluck:
That's the way I tell the time.

Moe Click:
*How* do you tell the time?

Curly Cluck:
This one runs 10 minutes slow every 2 hours. This one's 20 minutes fast every 4 hours. The one in the middle's broken, it stopped at 2 o'clock.

Moe Click:
Well how do you tell the time?

Curly Cluck:
I take the 10 minutes on this one, and subtract it from the 20 minutes on this one, haha, then I divide by 2 in the middle.

Moe Click:
Well, what time is it now?

Curly Cluck:
[takes a stopwatch from his pocket] Oh uh, 10 minutes to 4...