Early to Bet

Cat:
[spins a 14 on the Penalty Wheel and pulls the card revealing his penalty] Oh no. Not that! Not the Gesundheit!

Cat:
[spins 36 on the wheel and goes into spasms when he sees what it is] Roll Out The Barrel. Oh No. Not that. No, not Roll Out The Barrel! Please.

Cat:
[after repeatedly losing and enduring 'penalties'] Come on. Deal 'em out. Gimme the cards, deal 'em out, deal 'em out, deal 'em out...

Dog:
[interrupting] You're too unlucky cat. I'm quitting before ya kills yourself!

Gambling Bug:
Don't let that stop ya, cat. I'll play ya. Step right up and cut for high card. Okay, you first.

Cat:
Okay, okay. Here goes. [cuts a three]

Gambling Bug:
Not so good, cat. Watch.

Gambling Bug:
[cuts a deuce] Oops. No, not that. Not the Post! Oh no. Not that! Not the Post! [cat starts swatting with a rolled up Post newspaper]