Ed's Next Move

Eddie Brodsky:
In some things, the more I analyze them the less clear they become.

Eddie Brodsky:
Four women in the same elevator. I haven't been with four women in the same time zone.

Eddie Brodsky:
Sex is not a transitive act. It is an intransitive act.

Ray Obregon:
If you talk like that to her, it will be a non-existent act.

Lee Nicol:
You're so, so normal.

Lee Nicol:
I wish there were more bad times to see you through.

Eddie Brodsky:
First dates go better when nothing dies.

Man at Party:
Happiness.....yeah, I had a brush with happiness once.

Anne, Ed's ex:
I'm like a balloon and you're like a rock.

Female Translator:
I'm open to change. You're an immovable objest who can't see the benefit of a little risk.

Eddie Brodsky:
I think you're wrong.

Male Translator:
I'm right, as usual.

Anne, Ed's ex:
I just think we need to take some time to rethink what we're doing together, maybe make some things a little less exclusive.

Female Translator:
There's a guy at work who makes the zipper on my jeans melt.

Eddie Brodsky:
(to translator) No.

Female Translator:
Yes.

Eddie Brodsky:
I don't think it's healthy for us to see other people.

Male Translator:
If I see you with that guy, I'll kill him, and/or separate him from his most precious organ with a dull butter knife.

Anne, Ed's ex:
Look, I just need to take some time to figure things out. I just need some time. Is that too much to ask?

Female Translator:
Wake up, it's over.

Eddie Brodsky:
My head hurts.

Male Translator:
My head hurts.

Anne, Ed's ex:
Call me later. I'll be home.

Female Translator:
If you think I'm going to change my mind, you're dreaming.

Eddie Brodsky:
Yeah...fine...alright...okay.

Male Translator:
I cannot put into word the feelings raging within me at this moment. Suffice it to say I am now envisioning putting a gun to my head the moment you walk away from me.