Educated Guess

Ms. Kinsey:
Weed is a time machine...

Ms. Kinsey:
Now, back to the subject of your son.

Tom Stafford:
Yes.

Ms. Kinsey:
Will has a great mind but I don't believe he's using it to his full advantage. I understand he doesn't like English class but lack of attention is just disrespectful.

Tom Stafford:
That's what I keep telling him.

Tony Frankin:
It's not rocket science, just physics.

Scott:
Okay, but what if...

Tony Frankin:
What if?

Scott:
What if it was full of Jello cubes?

Brian Boggs:
It's fully edited and the speech is written, spell-checked and double spaced as you asked.

Jack Armittan:
Okay. Good work Mr. Boggs. How do I look?

Brian Boggs:
[sarcastically] I can barely keep my hands off you.

Jack Armittan:
Ha. You didn't make it too wordy now did you? They news cameras are here.

Brian Boggs:
Simpletons will understand. I promise.

Jack Armittan:
I see it everyday. Some kid punched another's lights out and gets toted off to juvenile hall. Some young promising 16 year old gets herself pregnant and ruins her future because surprise-surprise, raising a child proves to be a burden. When it all could've been avoided by showing just a dash of restraint.

Brian Boggs:
Would you say you practice what you preach?

Jack Armittan:
Absolutely.

Jack Armittan:
I don't abide hypocrites. I'm involved in the bettering of my students.

Tracey Stafford:
[O.S] F*** me Mr. Principal!