Ellen's Energy Adventure

Ellen DeGeneres:
How are ya? No need to answer.

Ellen DeGeneres:
[to a flashback of herself] Hey, you! How about sharing some of those chips?

Ellen DeGeneres:
Of course, nobody locks their doors in New York.

Bill Nye:
Without energy, nothing would happen!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Then we'd really be in jeopardy, wouldn't we?

Ellen DeGeneres:
I'll take a nap for $100.

Alex Trebek:
Sorry, Ellen. We were looking for something more than just an embellishment of what I just said.

Ellen DeGeneres:
Is this a nightmare or what?

Alex Trebek:
Oh, Ellen, your first correct response!

Bill Nye:
We have to go back!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Backstage?

Bill Nye:
No, no, no. Way back, like many million years ago!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Okay, but can we stop at a mini mart for some snacks? I have a tendency to get hungry after a couple million years.

Bill Nye:
No can do! Time's a-wasting!

Ellen DeGeneres:
[talking to the audience] I like your hair...No, not you...I mean, that's okay, but that looks cute.

Ellen DeGeneres:
Oww! Bill? Is that you?

[a dinosaur growls]

Ellen DeGeneres:
That's your stomach growling, isn't it? I told you we should have stopped snacks.

[the dinosaur roars]

Ellen DeGeneres:
You're not Bill, are you? I mean, your name could be Bill, but you're not the Bill I'm looking for.

Bill Nye:
Ellen, what do you know about gas?

Ellen DeGeneres:
[burps] Well, if you're stomach's bothering ya, I can get you some club soda.

Ellen DeGeneres:
That's what's going on. Got it? Good. If you don't, then that's your problem, because you're late! And you think about that next time!

Bill Nye:
Better put on these ear protectors, cos this is the Big Bang!

Ellen DeGeneres:
The piggy bank?

Bill Nye:
No! The Big Bang!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Look, Bill, I did ask for your help, but I was kind of hoping you'd like show me a slide show.

Bill Nye:
A slide show? Well, that would be easier, but this is more fun!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Are you saying that when we put gas in our cars, we run on dinosaur soup?

Bill Nye:
One of our ancestors is about to make an important discovery. A discovery that will spark the nations!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Let's hope it's deodorant.

Ellen DeGeneres:
60 years? That's 10 more than 50! 20 more than 40! 30 more than 30!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Oh, wait, wait, I know this one! Black gold. Texas tea. Swimming pools. Movie stars. What is the Beverly Hillbillies! Uh, I mean... What is Oil.