Encino Man

Link:
Weeze the juice!

Stoney:
Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!

Dave:
Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.

Dave:
He melted...

Stoney:
Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some ho-ho's

Stoney:
I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.

Stoney:
Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you.

Dave:
You don't understand, we have history.

Stoney:
Hey, you had history, pre-freshman history, could've had her back then, man.

Dave:
She hadn't hit babehood yet!

Dave:
Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?

Dave:
God, you sound like my mom.

Dave:
God, you can't do that to me.

Dave:
What's on his nose?

Stoney:
Just chill, Dave, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a stoney time at the mountain.

Dave:
You took him to Mega Mountain, are you crazy?

Stoney:
Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' the vapor in reverse.

Dave:
They are?

Stoney:
Uh, huh!

Dave:
Oh, cool!

Link:
Check out the fresh nugs, weasin' the juice...

Stoney:

Stoney:
Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.

Dave:
What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.

Stoney:
She finds you crusty, Dave.

Dave:
I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.

Stoney:
The truth is bro, life's about greasin' the do back, buddy, and weasin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, all right? It was kinda like a harsh ride... ahhh, ahhh, owwww, owwww! We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!

Dave:
Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!

Stoney:
I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weeeaasell!!!