Eraser

Donahue:
We're way beyond bullshit here.

Sal:
You think I could hit that guy from here?

Johnny C:
Give it a rest, Sal. You couldn't hit the f***in' floor if you fell on it.

Morehart:
This is James Haggarty, our chief of security.

Robert:
Hey, you ever done any wetwork?

James Haggerty:
Only on three different continents.

Robert:
Wow, really? Listen, you wanna impress me, slick? Do your f***ing job!

Father Rodriguez:
The police have returned to the saftey of their doughnut shops.

John:
Lee, this is Father Rodriguez.

Lee:
How do you do?

Father Rodriguez:
Of course, I wasn't always Father Rodriguez. You might say I was born again, with a little help from our friend here.

John:
Some of his Colombian associates wanted to introduce him to God personally.

Father Rodriguez:
I've been given a second chance at life. I'm using it to do God's work.

Robert:
You know, some people take things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food.

Robert:
Gentlemen, keep your eyes open and your a**holes puckered.

Robert:
I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache.

Tony Two Toes:
No one f***s with the union!

John:
Where is this?

Camille:
Earth. Welcome.

Tony Two Toes:
There they are. Commie bastards!

Mikey:
They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.

Tony Two Toes:
Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.

Calderon:
Don't you ever get tired of babysitting scumbags?

John:
Yeah, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Robert:
Listen, have I given you an evaluation yet.

Deputy Monroe:
Evaluation?

Robert:
Yeah.

Robert:
A-plus, kid.

Robert:
Ah man, can somebody get me a wet-nap or something?

Calderon:
Hey, who does this guy think he is?

Robert:
Who, him? Well, he thinks he's the best guy in the game. I think he's right. Try not to piss him off, okay?

John:
I work alone. If anyone comes to you and claims that I sent them...

John:
Don't move, you're dead.

Lee:
You're late!

John:
Traffic.

John:
Drop your gun.

Robert:
What?

John:
If you drop your gun now, I promise I won't kill you.

Robert:
Alright, I want his face all over this windshield.

Sergei:
It seems your friend has arrived.

Lee:
I'll enjoy introducing him to you.

Robert:
Turn this thing around.

Robert:
I said turn around and take him out now!

John:
I work alone, you know that.

Robert:
Not today.

Robert:
Confused, pal? New York.

John:
You're off course.

Robert:
No, no we're not. You're gonna take us to her John.

Robert:
You did a very, very bad thing, John. You killed Monroe. Now that makes you the mole.

John:
No, that makes you a murderer.

Donahue:
Who do you think we are? We're not the Red Cross. We make weapons, things that kill people.

Lee:
I didn't know treason was part of the corporate strategy.

Lee:
My protection?

John:
New identity, relocation, I'll take you through it step by step.

Lee:
What are you talking about? I'm not going anywhere!

John:
You're in an extremely high risk situation, Miss Cullen. That should've been explained to you.

Lee:
What happened?

John:
They caught a train.

Nurse:
Oh my God! Terrorists!

Johnny C:
Terror? I'll show you some freakin' terror! Get your ass up here, I'll jump-start it!

Johnny C:
Was it your idea to hook me up with the Village People over there?

John:
Well, you're safe, aren't you?

Johnny C:
Well, from the Mob, yeah. I mean, no self-respecting wiseguy would be caught dead in a joint like this!

Johnny C:
I got one question: was it your idea to hook me up with the Village People here?

John:
Well, you're safe, aren't you?

Johnny C:
Well, from the mob, yeah. I mean no self-respecting wiseguy would ever be caught dead in a joint like this.

Robert:
Okay, I think it's safe to say we got him.

Schiff:
He's toast.

Calderon:
I think we even got the roaches.

Robert:
Hey, John? That was good work last night.

John:
I had a good teacher.

Robert:
Bullshit. You had the best.