Evil Bong II: King Bong

Bachman:
I'm stoked bro, best I've felt in a while, thank you for asking. [Velicity starts checking Bachman's eye] Hey... what's next Doctor, turn my head and cough?

Velicity:
No, and I'm not gonna put the rubber glove on either as much as I think you might like it.

Bachman:
[Disappointed] Sh*t...

Velicity:
So he can't stop eating, this ones a narcoleptic and you...?

Luann:
Okay, Okay, Okay, I know he's bad assed, just go ahead and say it.

Luann:
Dude, like what reaks in here?

Luann:
Dude, hello? i smoked from the bong the same time those tow fatsos over there did.

Velicity:
I suppose it's alright if you come in for a while, my partners out getting samples he wont be back until later.

Velicity:
You lied to me Cyril.