ExTerminators

Nikki:
We're exterminators.

Harmony:
Ah. Don't you guys use chemicals for that?

Stella:
No, actually you know, with everyone going green now, we came up with a more holistic approach.

Nikki:
Just cuz you're gonna kill something, doesn't mean you have to harm the environment.

[first lines]

Interviewer:
So, where do you want to begin?

Alex:
Where things always begin. In bed.

Alex:
[narrating] I got the house, the furniture, his unpaid bills. But Tom got all our friends.

Stella:
I'm Stella and I use my car as a weapon.

Alex:
You want me to drive?

Stella:
Yeah, if you drive then I can drink.

Nikki:
[to support group] Any one else here ever f*** a retard for a dress?

Nikki:
Alex, please...

Stella:
Oh, come on. Really Alex? We, we need you.

Alex:
That's what every fixer loves to hear. That someone needs them.

Alex:
[flash forward] I wasn't doing anything wrong. I was just doing my job, ABC was my client. I was like Switzerland, or the military. Don't ask, don't tell. Right?

Stella:
[to Nikki] I want to take up smoking so I can have skin like yours.

Alex:
I just did what anyone would do if they woke up and found a dead hooker in their bed. I called my friends.

[last lines]

Distraught Woman:
He took everything. Even my credit card. Then I get this bill - he put her new b*obs on my Visa!

Stella:
[off to the side] You know, we're officially out of business.

Nikki:
Yup, officially we are.

Stella:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Nikki:
I follow you.

Stella, Nikki:
[they march over to the distraught woman]