Extraordinary Measures

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK! [from trailer]

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
I already work around the clock!

Aileen Crowley:
If you kill your brother, you cannot have your party.

Dr. Preston:
Now look, she is still a very sick girl, obviously, but her vital signs have improved and I'm cautiously optimistic.

John Crowley:
[sarcastic reference to earlier conversation] So I guess you can say we dodged that blessing.

Megan Crowley:
So, what do you do? You married? Do you have a wife?

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
Uh, ex-wives. Two of them.

Megan Crowley:
Oh yeah? How come?

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
Cause I'm so easy to get along with. Any other questions?

Megan Crowley:
No, your turn to ask one.

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
Oh, um...

Megan Crowley:
You're probably wondering what grade I'm in.

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
What grade are you in?

Megan Crowley:
I'm in third. My hobbies are video games and penguins. How 'bout you?

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
I already graduated.

Megan Crowley:
No, I mean hobbies.

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
Oh uh, mostly I just work. A little bass fishing every once in a while, but... What's your favorite subject?

Megan Crowley:
I'm good at reading, but I like PE best. Actually, the sprint races.

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
Sprint races?

John Crowley:
Where are you going?

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
I'm going to go take a crap - if that meets with you fiscal approval...

John Crowley:
You haven't cashed it yet!

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
I haven't earned it yet.

John Crowley:
[affably] Well, thank you very much for firing me.

Dr. Kent Webber:
My pleasure, I never liked you.

John Crowley:
Likewise.

Megan Crowley:
It's not pink.

John Crowley:
[Looking at the college-aged kids hired to work under Dr. Stonehill] These guys make me feel old.

Dr. Robert Stonehill:
Scientists get all sensible & careful when they get old. Young ones like risk, not afraid of new ideas... & you can pay 'em less.