Fable II

Little Girl:
[petting your dog] My favorite color is doggy color!

Reaver:
Hah, do you really think my buttox look anything like that? [shoots painter]

Reaver:
Do you really think my cheek bones are anywhere near that low? [shoots sculptor]

Reaver:
Three months? Oh well that just won't do. [shoots Barnum]

Reaver:
Oh that's right, I remember using these tunnels about two hundred years ago. I was consorting with Ursula at the time, and when Penelope found out she burned down the house while I was sleeping!... with Andrew, as I recall.

Reaver:
Admiring my weapon are you? The Dragon Stomper 49... only 6 were ever made for a lucky few... well not that lucky, I've killed 4 of them

Reaver:
[Speaking about Lucien] How dare he betray me, we had a gentleman's agreement, and just while I was betraying you!

Hammer:
Who's a good boy... who tears the heads off hollow men... is it you... is it you boy?

Hammer:
Quite a companion you've got. Remind me not to let him lick me again!

Theresa:
The Spire is mine, be gone.

Lucien:
The world outside these marvellous walls is a corrupt, rotting husk. Reason is absent. Instead of order, there is only chaos. Chaos does not punish evil nor reward righteousness. Chaos cuts innocent lives short and we're to accept this as fate. I beg to differ. You stand in the centre of a great instrument of change. With it, I shall remake the world, and my creation shall be unrecognizable in its perfection. But my will alone is not sufficient for such a monumental task. It is only through your toil, through your labours, through your conviction that Albion will be transformed. Do not fear the sound you hear, the throbbing you feel beneath your feet. These sensations will soon be as familiar as your own heartbeat. And so long as your heart continues to beat, all that I require of you is your obedience.

Hammer:
Who's a good boy? Who tears the heads off hollow men? Is it you? Is it you, boy? Quite a companion you got. Remind me not to let him lick me again.

Various:
I'm so excited, I could tear your head off, Mad Dogg!

Hammer:
[Referring to your dog after he drops a severed head] Quite a companion you've got. Remind me not to let him lick me again.

Lucien:
The first time I killed you, it tore my heart out. Of course, you were only a child, but then... So was I. [Shoots the hero]

Lucien:
Heroes! Enough power to build a new world and you waste it, trying to save the old one.

Garth:
Open your eyes Lucien! The ruins of the old kingdom are all around us!

Lucien:
And they shall be buried by the new kingdom, and you're looking at the new king!

Garth:
Your fall will be hard indeed.

Reaver:
[reffering to Lucien] Oh, I thought he'd never shut up!