Family Reunion: A Relative Nightmare

Billy Dooley:
If I had to choose between spending a weekend with my family and being upside down in a barrel full of maggots, the maggots would win every time.

Billy Dooley:
Relax Dad. Maybe he'll drop dead of a massive coronary like Aunt Edna's first husband.

Grace Dooley:
That's not very nice.

Kevin Dooley:
No, but it's optimistic.

Margaret McKenna:
If anything happens to her I'm holding you personally responsible.

Mark McKenna Sr.:
You wanted her to leave just as much as I did.

Margaret McKenna:
I wanted her to move out, not become an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries".