Family Ties Vacation

Mallory Keaton:
Do they have toast in England?

Alex P. Keaton:
Yeah, I think a boat load just came in this morning.

Mallory Keaton:
Alex, you don't have to be so sarcastic, okay? We are in a foreign country. We don't know for sure if they have toast here.

Alex P. Keaton:
Mallory, the United States was started by people from England. They had toast before we did.

Mallory Keaton:
Oh yeah? Who invented it?

Alex P. Keaton:
Alfred Toast.