Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes

Johnny Storm:
[Namor groans and falls to the ground] Huh? Dude! All we had to do is look at him and he fainted!

Ben Grimm:
Ho-ho, yeah! Give it up. [Johnny fist bumps Ben]

Ben Grimm:
My guy went *through* the wall. [Lifts chin up arrogantly]

Namor:
[With his arms crossed] I weakened it for you.

Ronan the Accuser:
Today is the day the Fantastic Four fall before Ronan the Accuser!

Johnny Storm:
Aw, but today's supposed to be all-you-can-eat-day at the House of Ribs! Ben's gonna be bummed.

Ben Grimm:
Nice try, Ronan, but you're never gonna win. There's four of us, and let's face it, I'm stronger then you!

Johnny Storm:
He's prettier then you too, blue guy! And that's saying something...

The Grandmaster:
Know this, Ben Grimm: The contest will continue, and one day I will call on you again.

Ben Grimm:
Just don't call collect.

Johnny Storm:
Come on, dude! A spelling bee? That's a Skrull game?

The Grandmaster:
The Skrulls are excellent spellers.

[Johnny's room is flooded with water]

Reed Richards:
Do you think 500 gallons was too much?

Ben Grimm:
[winks] Too much, and not enough!

Reed Richards:
You know I don't approve of these childish games.

Ben Grimm:
But it was your idea!

Reed Richards:
[winks] Well, that's your word against mine!

[Ronan beats Ben to pieces]

Johnny Storm:
Ben, get up, get out of there!

Susan Storm:
No, we have to do something! Ben can't beat him, not like this!

Reed Richards:
Grandmaster, stop this, please! Let me take Ben's place!... Ben! BEN! Yield! Whatever happens, we'll deal with it! Just stop this, stay down!

Ronan the Accuser:
Stay down, human! You've lost, it's over! There's nothing you can do to save your friends! [leaves Ben in a heap on the floor and laughs... ]

Ronan the Accuser:
Huh? [Ben gets up]

Ronan the Accuser:
YIELD!

Ben Grimm:
Not gonna happen.

Susan Storm:
HERBIE are you in there? Come on Herbie, come back! It's... uh just not a mainframe without you.

H.E.R.B.I.E:
No. This is perfect. Here I can do tasks suitable for a machine of my simplicity. [Gasps] Do you need any numbers added or subtracted? Oh wait! I may not be *advanced* enough for subtracting!

Susan Storm:
Ugh! Reed, will you say something to him? I can't believe that HERBIE doesn't think. I mean, he's neurotic! Doesn't that count as human intelligence?

Reed Richards:
Nope.

Reed Richards:
My fault Susan. I was so eager to study a machine, I neglected the safety of my friends. My family.

Susan Storm:
[sighs] You shouldn't blame yourself Reed. Blame Ben and Johnny. I'm sure he deserves it for something.

Susan Storm:
[to Doctor Doom who has trapped Susan and Reed] Ben and Johnny will surprise you, you'll see! [Turns to Reed] We're never getting out of here are we?

Ben Grimm:
C'mon! We gotta go back for Bruiser!

Reed Richards:
I'm sorry Ben, but there's just no way he could have survived. Bruiser is gone.

Bruiser:
[Voice from inside Reed's PDA] Says who?

Ben Grimm:
[Takes PDA from Reed] Bruiser? Bruiser! [sigh of relief] You're OK!

Johnny Storm:
Then, who just exploded?

Reed Richards:
Those electrical arcs! Bruiser must have transferred his programming to my PDA.

Susan Storm:
What? Like HERBIE did?

H.E.R.B.I.E:
That's right! So that means I'm smarter! Right?

Reed Richards:
Uh... sure HERBIE. Of course you are!

The Hulk:
[after crushing The Thing underneath the car he was about to throw] Stoneface too slow!

Johnny Storm:
You're not exactly Quicksilver yourself big guy!

Reed Richards:
This being, this Impossible Man, he could very well be the most powerful being we've ever encountered.

Ben Grimm:
[laughs] Nice one, Stretch! You had me going for a second there.

Susan Storm:
Yeah, really, Reed, how dangerous could he be? He's like a child, an annoying obnoxious child! You know, like Johnny?

Reed Richards:
That could exactly be the problem! Think about it: he can do anything, he can transform into ANYTHING! Now imagine if he got angry, imagine if he ran into the wrong kind of person. What if he had landed on Dr Doom or the Mole Man? We have to keep him happy, and keep an eye on him until we figure out what to do. If he were to discover the city, it could be a disaster!

Impossible Man:
You guys are no fun, I hope your planet gets eaten!

Impossible Man:
Why isn't anyone changing? You four seem different, no one else is changing! They can't, ca they?

Reed Richards:
No, normal humans can't change like you do.

Impossible Man:
My planet was the most dangerous place you could imagine! But we learnt to change to survive! But here, you're all so soft and pudgy, you wouldn't last a day!

Johnny Storm:
Are you saying your people evolved your ability to change? Then this is some sort of environmental adapta...

Johnny Storm:
I'm not pudgy!

Impossible Man:
This has got to be the best place in the universe!

[the Impossible Man turns into a satellite]

Reed Richards:
Um, Impy, what are you doing?

Impossible Man:
I love you guys, I love this planet! It's like some kind of paradise, so fun! People have to know!

Reed Richards:
NOOO!

Impossible Man:
YES! I'm letting all my people know they have to come here right now and check it out! You're gonna love my people! They're just like me, but you know, times a billion!

Mole Man:
[to Ben] I apologize for my children's rough treatment. But let me be the first to welcome you... to Subterranea!

Mole Man:
[to Ben] When was the last time a child looked at you, without fear?

Mole Man:
You and I are the same, Benjamin: the beautiful people, they hate us, they fear us! The only difference is that I've lived my whole life this way! Your nightmare has only just begun!

Mole Man:
I was a man of culture, a brilliant mind. Archeology, geology, engineering: I mastered everything the surface world had to offer! But the pretty ones said I didn't belong. So I went to find my own world, the legendary Subterranea! Oh, I found it, and so much more! We have to change things, Benjamin! Down here in the dark, no one is judged by their appearance! Here, we can start over! I can rebuild New York for us, with all the bests the surface world has to offer!

Ben Grimm:
Mole-hattan, huh? And what about the people who don't want no part of it?

Mole Man:
Oh, they're free to go, of course! The pretty ones can have their surface world, we don't want it!

Ben Grimm:
I ain't saying yes...

Mole Man:
Ah, but you're not saying no!

Ben Grimm:
[to the Mole Man] I used to think I was a monster... and then I met you!

Mole Man:
You could have been a king here! This could have been paradise! So what if the pretty people are crushed in the process? They deserve it!

Ben Grimm:
Blah blah blah, at least I'll be able to look at myself in the mirror!

[last lines]

Ben Grimm:
Ah, king schming, I'll take coach any day!

The Thing:
You made me hurt my friends!

Alicia Masters:
Don't Ben! You're better than this, you're not like him.

Susan Storm:
Alicia, you saved us! You know, we could always make it the Fantastic Five.

Alicia Masters:
Thanks, but I think I'll leave the clobbering to Ben.

Johnny Storm:
Is anyone listening? Can I get a soda, or my powers turned on?

Johnny Storm:
Why do all these aliens hate me? I'm awesome!

Ronan the Accuser:
Jonathan Spencer Storm. Long have I waited for this day. For my revenge on the Fantastic Four. Especially YOU!

Johnny Storm:
Do I know you?

Reed Richards:
[installing a new security system] Given all the attacks lately, I thought we might need an upgrade.

Ben Grimm:
Aw, come on, we don't get attacked that much.

Susan Storm:
Ben, the building has been shot into space, pulled underground, invaded by Doombots, attacked by a giant monster, turned into a bomb and infested with bugs from another dimension.

Ben Grimm:
Yeah, but most of that was Johnny's fault.

Reed Richards:
It would appear that this is a version of the Iron Man armor, worn by Tony Stark's bodyguard.

Susan Storm:
Tony Stark, the billionaire? Why would he send his bodyguard after us? [Sue and Reed look at Johnny]

Johnny Storm:
Whoa, hey, I never even met the guy!

[Sue cuts off an armor's head]

Susan Storm:
[screams] I just... I just...

Reed Richards:
Strange, the suit is empty.

Johnny Storm:
You mean... it's haunted?

Reed Richards:
No, remote-controlled!

Susan Storm:
[at Stark's boardroom] Hey, is that a diamond chandelier?

[Johnny Storm cuts a hole in a window in Stark's office]

Tony Stark:
Please come right in. Though, you know, this is a very high-tech building, we have things called doors.

Iron Man:
Mr Stark thanks you for his assistance.

The Thing:
Yeah, I'm sure he would have thanked us himself, but he was too busy running and all.

Dr. Doom:
[defeated] You have made yourself a deadly enemy today, Iron Man. We shall meet again. [retreats]

Iron Man:
But I don't want a deadly enemy...

The Thing:
Ah, you get used to it.

Dr. Doom:
You'd be wise to stay down, monster!

The Thing:
Nobody ever accused me of being wise!

Reed Richards:
[to Iron Man] You're just as arrogant as Stark. It must be something he values in his employees.

Susan Storm:
[traps Iron Man in a force field] Try to get out of that! [Iron Man breaks free, Sue collapses]

Johnny Storm:
[catches her] He got out.

Susan Storm:
Shut up.

Reed Richards:
Being part of a team has its advantages, Tony! If we work together, we can stop Doom!

Iron Man:
What? How did you kn...?

Reed Richards:
Of course you're Iron Man! Who else could it be?

Reed Richards:
Fascinating. These energy fields are off the scale.

Susan Storm:
I'll show you off the scale!

Reed Richards:
From what I gather Johnny's been taken to another galaxy.

Susan Storm:
My baby brother, taken to... another galaxy... [faints]

Ben Grimm:
Nice one, Stretch. Remind me to never have you cheer me up.

Susan Storm:
So where is he?

Reed Richards:
Susan, you have to understand. Johnny could be in anywhere in the universe...

Susan Storm:
Where. Is. My. Brother?

Johnny Storm:
Whoa, the Smurfs got big!

Ronan the Accuser:
I am Ronan the Accuser.

Johnny Storm:
Uh, are you Angry Smurf?

Susan Storm:
[about Johnny wrecking a car] That's his third car this month!

Reed Richards:
I don't understand it. I've explained to him my theory about these...

Ben Grimm:
It's Johnny. You lost him at "don't."

Johnny Storm:
So I did a lot of thinking last night, after my abduction and all. I just wanted to thank you guys for bailing me out. Again. I'm really sorry for causing so much trouble... Hey, was that okay? I don't apologize much.

Susan Storm:
[sarcastic] That was lovely, Johnny.

Johnny Storm:
Man, I must be some kind of magnet for giant alien robots...

Ben Grimm:
I'm thinkin' it's clobberin' time!