Fat Albert

Fat Albert:
Hey, hey, hey!

Fat Albert:
Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

Fat Albert:
I'm looking for a Mr. Cosby?

Fat Albert:
You his Dad?

Bill:
Hey, hey, HEY. Friends don't let friends fade away.

Rudy:
You're like school on Saturday: no class.

Fat Albert:
I'm Fat Albert.

Fat Albert:
I don't have problems. I solve problems.

Fat Albert:
I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath.

Fat Albert:
Hey! Hey! Hey. Let go my legs. Hey let go my legs. I got to help these people. Wow, look at that guy. Ohh, look at this… Yeah, you can’t tell me he doesn’t need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Hey, you in the back. Where are you going? It’s not over. You got to watch the end credits.

Doris:
(to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.

Doris:
This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.

Doris:
(repeated line) I do not have a problem.

Doris:
I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

Doris:
Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

Doris:
Why can't you people be nice to me?

Reggie:
There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

Reggie:
You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!

Reggie:
Arthur! Learn the handshake!

Reggie:
Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

Reggie:
Aren't you the hip-hop fool?

Weird Harold:
(repeated line) Mush Mouth thinks/says/wants to know (then clarifies whatever was spoken)

Weird Harold:
Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore. I'm Air Hal'd now.

Weird Harold:
You watch your mouth!

Dumb Donald:
[repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!

Dumb Donald:
I have no face.

Dumb Donald:
[after revealing his face]: I do? I do! I have a nice face!

Dumb Donald:
I'm a party animal!

Bill:
(repeated line when he cuts Bucky and Dumb Donald off) Guys, guys!

Bucky:
(repeated line to Dumb Donald) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!

Rudy:
Guys, I see...cheerleaders.

Russell:
Yeah, but you're still Bucky.

Russell:
That's our theme song. You guys can't sing it!

Lauri:
Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.

Lauri:
Doris, no one came out of our television set.

Lauri:
Doris, why are you acting like such a loser? You're not a loser.

Lauri:
(repeated line) Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me.

Arthur:
Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.

Store Clerk:
I know big, and you my friend are big.

Danielle:
He better not be doing this again!

Main Roles:
Kenan Thompson as Fat Albert

Main Roles:
Kyla Pratt as Doris

Main Roles:
Bill Cosby as Himself

Main Roles:
Dania Ramirez as Lauri

Main Roles:
Shedrack Anderson III as Rudy

Main Roles:
Omarion as Reggie, the film's Antagonist

Main Roles:
Keith Robinson as Bill

Supporting Roles:
Marques Houston as Dumb Donald

Supporting Roles:
Jermaine Williams as Mushmouth

Supporting Roles:
Aaron Frazier as Old Weird Harold

Supporting Roles:
Alphonso McAuley as Bucky

Supporting Roles:
Jeremy Suarez as Russell (voice)

Supporting Roles:
J. Mack Slaughter, Jr. as Arthur

Supporting Roles:
Alice Greczyn as Becky

Cameo Appearances:
Raven-Symoné as Danielle (voice)

Cameo Appearances:
Aaron Carter as Darren (credited as "Kid")

Cameo Appearances:
Joel Madden as Dude with Mohawk

Cameo Appearances:
Fonzworth Bentley as Salesman

Cameo Appearances:
Jeff Garlin as Jerry (uncredited)