Father Was a Fullback

Elizabeth Cooper:
Not going, he a professor, teaches English literature

Ellen Cooper:
No, I mean going

George 'Coop' Cooper:
Helen, That's ridiculous, go and get clean up

Ellen Cooper:
Daphne heard him gurgling on the phone like a worn out wolf about being a freshman in college

Elizabeth Cooper:
Oh What an Idea [looks at George, stunned] George Cooper!

Ellen Cooper:
And he was pitching woos to a girl, Daphne thinks maybe she ought to tell her mother

Elizabeth Cooper:
George you didn't

George 'Coop' Cooper:
Father little helper

Elizabeth Cooper:
oh you couldn't

George 'Coop' Cooper:
But Liz, you said yourself that she needed, my intentions were

Elizabeth Cooper:
My poor darling up there with goosebumps about some boy who not even going to happen

Mr. Jessup:
The only trouble with the play is that it takes seven passes. They're only little passes, but there's seven of them.

Elizabeth Cooper:
George Cooper, I hope you realize you've given that child a complex. Her psyche will be scarred from this as long as she lives.

George 'Coop' Cooper:
Have you seen mine lately?