Ferocious Planet

Colonel Sam Synn:
We're definitely going to need a bigger boat.

Pvt. Jordan Reid:
[Puzzled] Boat?

Dr. Jillian O'Hara:
Don't... poke... the alien.

Dr. Jillian O'Hara:
...in case you haven't noticed, we don't exactly have working faucets here. And the nearest plumber's over 100 dimensions away.

Pointdexter:
Well, couldn't we all just pee in a cup?

Lieutenant Rivers:
I'm sorry. Let me go get something to wrap that up with.

Pointdexter:
You're not qualified!

Lieutenant Rivers:
A science experiment goes wrong, sticks us in a monster-filled parallel dimension with six hours to get home.

Colonel Sam Synn:
Still not as bad as Tehran.

Lieutenant Rivers:
Not yet.

Senator Jackson Crenshaw:
Did he say 1.21 terawatts?