Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu

Fu Manchu:
Nayland Smith again. That is very good news...

Servant:
Why is it good news, master?

Fu Manchu:
Because I'm in no condition to receive bad news. I shall fine you each 1000 yen.

Servant:
But you don't pay us, master.

Fu Manchu:
Then I shall start paying you in order to fine you.

Fu Manchu:
I had no idea that mere domestic power could be so stimulating.

Fu Manchu:
I shall invent an entirely new torture, against wich there is no possible defense.

Fu Manchu:
You were the only worthy adversary I ever had Nayland, the only one.

Nayland Smith:
But I hated you Fu. Oh God, did I hate you.

Fu Manchu:
Yes, but they were the good old days.

Fu Manchu:
Hello, boys...