Fired Up

Guy:
You know, you have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince.

Gwen:
[kisses him] There, one frog closer.

Gwen:
What an interseting space this is! You live in a clocktower! Did your mother live in a shoe?

Gwen:
You never told me you had a brother!

Terri:
Yes, I did.

Gwen:
Well, you didn't make it sound important!

Terri:
Now, look Gwen, y'know if we're gonna keep living together in this loft, we're gonna have to have some rules.

Gwen:
Oh, no! Rules are the enemies of successful people!

Terri:
Actually, rules are the enemies of criminals.

Gwen:
Your brother is out of control! We need some rules around here!

Terri:
...and we shall call them THE GWEN COMMANDMENTS!

Gwen:
If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!

Terri:
Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.

Gwen:
How do you do?

Guy:
No one's ever complained.

Gwen:
Some people are just polite.

Gwen:
Is there coffee?

Terri:
There's a coffee MAKER.

Gwen:
Which one of you would that be?

Gwen:
If I go to bed without my hair styled, I'll be ugly in my dreams.

Gwen:
I thought downsizing was a good thing, like going from a size 6 to a size 4!

Terry:
Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do when I don't get those middle-of-the-night phone calls to bring you your diaphragm.

Gwen:
Well, what if I promise not to do that... as much?

Terry:
You're welcome to have coffee but you're just going to have to make it yourself.

Gwen:
I don't even like to buy it myself.

Guy:
You see the man sitting at the corner booth--oh, please don't turn around!

Terry:
Then no, we don't!

Guy:
His name is Bobby H. He's connected."

Gwen:
To the table?

Terry:
His jokes are like Hee Haw without the irony!

Danny:
...I was home alone watching one of those specials. I think it was 'America's Funniest Police Beatings' or something.

Terry:
[to Rick] I'm Terry. Just plain Terry. I'm not a person of the cloth because then I would be Terry Cloth!

Guy:
Princess, in all the years I went to Catholic school I learned one thing--fear nuns!

Terry:
I think these three seminary students were flirting with me!

Gwen:
Really? Well those boys must have missed orientation day!

Danny:
When we were growing up, Mickey and I both wanted to be firemen. But then one day at camp, my marshmallow caught on fire and I screamed and ran into the lake.

Danny:
Do those guys look interesting to you?

Terry:
So, the door swings open!

Terry:
[to Gwen] I'm gonna kill you! And if your Prince Charming ever comes and kisses you gently on the lps and wakes you up, I'm gonna kill ya again!

Terry:
[to Gwen] It's too bad there's not a rephrase button on there [the phone].

Gwen:
Happy birthday, Guy! If you could have seen the look on your face!

Guy:
I did. I practiced in the mirror before I came in.

Danny:
[to Gwen] You have a mother? Wow, what must she be like...

Danny Reynolds:
...I was home alone watching one of those specials. I think it was 'America's Funniest Police Beatings' or something.

Terry Reynolds:
I'm Terry. Just plain Terry. I'm not a person of the cloth because then I would be Terry Cloth!

Guy Mann:
Princess, in all the years I went to Catholic school I learned one thing: fear nuns!

Terry Reynolds:
I think these three seminary students were flirting with me!

Gwen Leonard:
Really? Well those boys must have missed orientation day!

Gwen Leonard:
What an interesting space this is! You live in a clocktower! Did your mother live in a shoe?

Terry Reynolds:
His jokes are like Hee Haw but without the irony.