Fisher King

Jack Lucas:
Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere?

Parry:
Happily married, probably.

Jack Lucas:
Well, that's a bad... that's a bad example.

Jack Lucas:
Did you lose your mind all at once, or was it a slow, gradual process?

Jack Lucas:
It's important to think. It's what separates us from lentils.

Parry:
I have a hard-on the size of Florida!

Anne Napolitano:
I don't believe that God made man in his image. 'Cause most of the sh*t that happens comes from man. Now I think man was made in the Devil's image. And women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also counts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 'cause let's face it... the Devil is a hell of a lot more interesting! So the whole point in life is for men and women to get married... so that God and the Devil can get together and work it out.

Anne Napolitano:
Didn't you say that what you liked about our relationship is that we didn't have to think. We could just be there for each other.

Jack Lucas:
A suicidal paranoiac would say anything to get laid.

Jack Lucas:
I'm hearing horses. Parry would be so proud.

Parry:
Come back, we'll rummage.

Parry:
No... but I DO believe in fairies

Homeless Cabaret Singer:
I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Jack - I can't find my baby.