Flirting with Disaster

Tina:
Every marriage is vulnerable, otherwise being married wouldn't mean anything, would it?

Mary Schlichting:
How do you feel?

Agent Paul:
Vivid. I'm seeing colors I don't want to see.

Valerie Swaney:
All children break things. All children are forgiven. It's a gift from God.

Nancy Coplin:
Does anybody actually own a white Taurus, or are they all rentals?

Mrs. Coplin:
Why does he have to do the Roots thing? Aren't we good enough parents?

Agent Paul:
You do know it is a federal offense to destroy a United States Post Office?

Mr. Coplin:
San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you and take your car.

Mary Schlichting:
We love you very much. If you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we would still love you.

Agent Tony:
Do you mind if I look at your armpit?

Nancy Coplin:
My armpit?

Agent Tony:
It's my favorite part of a woman's body.

Agent Paul:
Is this a musical table?

Nancy:
Where'd you get the pup tent?

Mel:
I don't think you know me well enough to call me "Neurotic Guy".

Nancy:
No thanks, I'm not hungry.

Mel:
Come on, Nance, you're always hungry.

Tony:
Where did you two come down on the whole circumcision controversy?

Tony:
Personally, I think a boy's penis should look just like his father's.

Tony:
Nancy was saying you were having some tension about oral sex.

Mel:
Oh, so I'm 'Neurotic Guy', is that my designation?

Tina:
I guess it's just one of those ex-felon, pro-acid kind of non-smoking homes.

Agent Paul:
You can't catch the wind!

Mrs. Coplin:
This woman strikes me as being very dangerous.

B&B lady:
You are not B&B people!