Fluff and Fold

Scott:
[Thinking to himself] Oh, man, you are such a doofus! I mean, how uncool can you be? She is so out of your league.

Christine:
[Thinking to herself] Just look at him. He's so cute! And he even separates his colors.

Scott:
[Thinking to himself] Just look at her. She is so hot! Oh, look at those panties! Come on, dude! Go for it. Come on. Ask her out.

Scott:
[Thinking to herself] I wish he'd just ask me out...

Dante:
What the f*** is this sh*t? Who bring dog in here? Is that dog?

Silvia:
Well, yes, it's dog. What does it look like to you?

Dante:
Look like Russian rat.

Silvia:
Pretty baby. Mom's pretty baby. What? You don't like dogs?

Dante:
No, no. Dante love dog. Dog love Dante. Just don't like sh*t on floor!

Silvia:
Oh, Butchie! You had a poo-poo! Bad Butchie!